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Star Wars

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I liked it when I was 7. A couple of year later I tried to watch Phantom Menace on multiple occasions and couldn't get through it. So that cooled my opinion on Star Wars, and then by the time I was in college I began seeing the man children and their embarrassing almost religious idolatry towards it that made my skin crawl to the point I hated Star Wars. Pat being a fag faggot who happens to fall into that category was simply a matter of good odds.
 

fenrir

Holding hands in a circle of N-words
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I was a huge Star Wars fan as a kid. I even read the books and saved up my lawn money to buy a shitty bootleg VHS of that awful Holiday special. Once I turned 15 or so, I left it behind with capeshit and Star Trek and all the rest of it because I felt too old for it.

What's sad is that Pig was never a Star Wars fan. That becomes clear when he talks about it. He tries to hang with maladjusted manbaby nerds and still can't hack it.
 
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Former Prez Gerald Ford

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I liked it as a young kid. The capeshit faggots made me never want to watch another Star Wars movie again but even before that became a thing the prequels they released in the late 90s/early 2000s were enough to make me say never again. Even as a 7th grader I was like wow this shit fuckin stinks. I told myself never again and I’ve stuck to it, I haven’t seen any of the last Jedi or any of the other movies from the 2010s. Phantom menace is the most recent one I’ve watched
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

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Was never into Star Wars, even as a kid.

But to entertain your point, I will admit that when Lord of the Rings first came out I thought they were pretty good. I laughed at how gay some of it was but the battle scene in the 2nd one was awesome. Havent seen any of them in 15 years though
I still think they are great for what they are, they hold up quite well.

The Hobbit movies fucking stunk though.
 

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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I was at a girl's birthday party maybe age 10 or more and some older brother had one of the prequels on cable in the living room . I was interested because I knew what Star Wars was but have never seen anything of it

It not only was boring, but it looked boring. After a couple of minutes I went back to the boring party
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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Loved the originals as a kid/teen. Seeing Empire in HD put a damper on my enthusiasm (Yoda looked like a goddamn puppet, and you could see the evidence of reconstructive surgery on Hamill's face), and the prequels killed whatever fanboy was left after that. I still enjoy Star Wars and Empire, but I'm so-so with Jedi. Fuckin ewoks wrecked an otherwise fun romp.
 
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