There's funny people who do stand up but stand up itself? Very rarely do I laugh at it. Look at this clip. Norton uploads his bombs or flat bits but I honestly think this is a good example of how dull stand up is.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Stand up is awful isn't it?
- Thread starter Dennyislife
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There was no way that shitty bit was going to be any good. I rather listen to what that babbling cunt has to say.
Meh, they all want to be Carlin Hicks Jr. now, spouting off about "topical matters" they just saw on Twitter. Listen to Jimmy trying to riff on some Bob Lazar nonsense he just heard on Rogan or some other shitty podcast, of course the audience's attention began to wander. He sounds like a complete moron, no one went to a comedy club to hear the pre-cum/tranny guy babbling about Bob Lazar's background. They want to hear bits about deviant sexual practices, prostitutes and meaty clits, not whatever idiotic thoughts are ratting around in that insectoid head of his.
I've said it before that stand up isn't a great format for comedy. It's too "look at me" theatrical. It might've been fine for the 70s but it's become increasingly quaint. Any funny person with a brain will look to start a Cumtownesque friend simulator these days, instead of touring the entire fucking country to perform at bars and Italian restaurants.
Chapelle stinks, Gary Coleman was funnier
Through no fault of their own, Carlin, Pryor, and Hicks have ruined standup. Morons today completely forget about the early Pryor, Carlin, and Hicks who had jokes and were standups for years and evolved. Dudes just want to start off being the next Hicks or Carlin (truth to power) without putting in much of the work. Be funny, is what I'm getting at.
It's probably a product of its time. The 80s was the height of its popularity, and you had hacks like Tim Allen get famous from doing it. Dice had a bit in the 80s that was just basically, "I'm from Brooklyn and I hate faggots".
I'd love for Jim to study a physics equation and explain it to a room full of people. Lazar hasn't said shit about how the space tech worked besides "it's out of our realm of knowledge" or some shit. And didn't all this shit happen in the 80s? Who fucking cares
These comedians feel they can talk shit about people, but have a heart attack when others talk shit about them. They usually go with the old shtick of “You must live in mothers basement”.
Don’t comedians usually come up with something original?
Don’t comedians usually come up with something original?
At least he’s finally admitting that his stand-up sucks.
I just want to give a drunken rum induced half coma shout out to
The Day the Laughter Died.
The Day the Laughter Died.