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This is after he takes he’s victory shit, obviously.
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He’s going to wake up feeling like a million bucks in his 1200 thread count silk sheets, brotherman. He’ll roll out of bed and enjoy the heated tile flooring in his master bathroom as he bows to the porcelain throne. Flavia will bring him a pedialyte and a coffee, kiss his forehead and laugh “Oh Daniel!” then leave to go make him some bacon, egg, and cheese on a roll while he takes a power shit.
By 11:30am he’s back to 100%
The Mulldog has a dogfaced cunt of a "wife", woof woof!Dan is already back at the top of his game Funster. No one can stop the Mullldog, especially not some gay hangover. Woof woof!
The Mulldog has a dogfaced cunt of a "wife", woof woof!
Cakehorn is just mad he’s a crippled incel loser. Money Bags Mullen would fly you to his 5 bathroom sink home and deflower you himself, funster.Be respectful to Flavia, please! She’s a lovely lady and a true inspiration for all immigrants across the USA. Have a blessed day.
I bet all his sinks have Moen faucets.
Here you are, sweetums (the 2:20:48 mark):Mews, explain to the folks at home what a Moen faucet it. (I have no fucking clue)
I thought queers knew about this kinda stuff, no offence.Mews, explain to the folks at home what a Moen faucet it. (I have no fucking clue)
Dan mullen from Insight Software already deflowered me in every available hole during the summer of 2002, stupid.Cakehorn is just mad he’s a crippled incel loser. Money Bags Mullen would fly you to his 5 bathroom sink home and deflower you himself, funster.
I thought queers knew about this kinda stuff, no offence.
More like Slown, get it? How about that American Retard? 1 gallon per flush. Drool that is.I bet all his sinks have Moen faucets.
did Cakehorn ever stuck using the sink and you have to fuck his assDan is already back at the top of his game Funster. No one can stop the Mullldog, especially not some gay hangover. Woof woof!
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