Speaking as the son of a professional bull rider

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[guest]

Papa Clown's nutsack took a beating over the years. Made a bunch of retarded sperm. Then Agent 1.78 sprang forth from Mama Raven's whiskey-logged hole. Just some #RavenFacts.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Didn't somebody here do some intel on this and found no record of Papa Clown anywhere in the archives?

 

[Meownaw]

Does this fuck think bullfighting is the same as a rodeo? He is retarded.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Does this fuck think bullfighting is the same as a rodeo? He is retarded.

I think it just saw something involving bulls and didn’t bother to read the rest just so he could make it about himself.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Hjust

Does this fuck think bullfighting is the same as a rodeo? He is retarded.

He simply must inject every conversation with himself even if it's irrelevant because his following demands it, child.

 

[RobertMewler]

Didn't somebody here do some intel on this and found no record of Papa Clown anywhere in the archives?

Yes. Tommy/Thomas Tomlinson was never in the PBR. Or PRCA. And PBR doesn't even do bucking broncos like Pig also claimed his father did.

 

[NoBacon]

They must have been very poor, a professional bull rider and a guidance councillor.

What the fuck does a bull rider even make? It must be seasonal with no benefits.

 

[Meownaw]

I bet Pat was the kid who said his dad worked at Nintendo during school.

 

[RobertMewler]

They must have been very poor, a professional bull rider and a guidance councillor.

What the fuck does a bull rider even make? It must be seasonal with no benefits.

Bzzt. Wrong, child. You could win between $50,000 to $100,000 at a single event depending on the level of competition. I think it's a million if you win the world event in Las Vegas.

Edit: They upped the overall purse:

The richest bull riding event in the world features a more than $2.7 million purse, including $1 million bonus to the PBR World Champion, who also receives the coveted gold World Champion buckle, as well as a $300,000 check awarded to the event winner and a $100,000 bonus to be presented to the 2022 YETI PBR World Champion Bull.

Source. https://www.fortworthtexas.gov/news/2022/5/pbr-opening

Going by those numbers and the shitty old house Mama Raven and Tommy live in (and their muddy, ungraveled driveway), Tommy made maybe $500 at the most at some backwoods event in bumfuck, Wisconsin.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Look at that reach to try and add "credentials" to his opinion. He thinks he can use his dads past to validate his opinion.

Pat just because your dad raised his kids doesnt make you a good father or know how to be one.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

My mom has a masters in chemistry and has worked the medical / pharmaceutical world her whole career until retirement. I’ve never acted like I know anything about her work besides “medicine is making people live longer” and have never claimed to be an expert just because im her son. Pat claiming to be an expert and authority in something because his parents did it is insane.

 

[fenrir]

A lot of animal activism groups like PETA and the ASPCA want to ban bull riding too so what the fuck is this fat fool even talking about?

 

[NoBacon]

My mom has a masters in chemistry and has worked the medical / pharmaceutical world her whole career until retirement. I’ve never acted like I know anything about her work besides “medicine is making people live longer” and have never claimed to be an expert just because im her son. Pat claiming to be an expert and authority in something because his parents did it is insane.

Has she got nice big tits?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

From the title I would've sworn this was a joke-post... Nope! Rick just never stops giving the loffs

 

[Jenna]

1. Be white.
2. Encounter one Latino person.
3. Immediately start calling them Latinx against their wishes.
4. Explain that half of their cultural traditions, the "bad" half, need to stop immediately, because a white orders it.
5. The "good" half of their cultural traditions will be made into a colorful Disney musical.
6. Speak demeaning, broken Spanish to them like a child Gracias mi amigo! Dos cervezas por favor!
7. Tell them you had Chipotle last week like it's something they should personally be proud of.
8. Undertip them for services because "they'll just send that money back to Guatemala".
9. Whitesplain "in this country, we call futbol soccer!" to them.
10. Tell other white people you're a proud ally to the Latinx community.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

1. Be white.
2. Encounter one Latino person.
3. Immediately start calling them Latinx against their wishes.
4. Explain that half of their cultural traditions, the "bad" half, need to stop immediately, because a white orders it.
5. The "good" half of their cultural traditions will be made into a colorful Disney musical.
6. Speak demeaning, broken Spanish to them like a child Gracias mi amigo! Dos cervezas por favor!
7. Tell them you had Chipotle last week like it's something they should personally be proud of.
8. Undertip them for services because "they'll just send that money back to Guatemala".
9. Whitesplain "in this country, we call futbol soccer!" to them.
10. Tell other white people you're a proud ally to the Latinx community.

People like Pat do the same thing when it comes to black people (“I love fried chicken and cornbread!” “Happy Kwanza!”) and gay people. They claim to be for social Justice and equality yet see and treat them differently from everyone else.

 

[NoBacon]

1. Be white.
2. Encounter one Latino person.
3. Immediately start calling them Latinx against their wishes.
4. Explain that half of their cultural traditions, the "bad" half, need to stop immediately, because a white orders it.
5. The "good" half of their cultural traditions will be made into a colorful Disney musical.
6. Speak demeaning, broken Spanish to them like a child Gracias mi amigo! Dos cervezas por favor!
7. Tell them you had Chipotle last week like it's something they should personally be proud of.
8. Undertip them for services because "they'll just send that money back to Guatemala".
9. Whitesplain "in this country, we call futbol soccer!" to them.
10. Tell other white people you're a proud ally to the Latinx community.

 

[guest]

Pat claiming to be an expert and authority in something because his parents did it is insane.

He does that a lot. Stupid bullshit like "Son of a high school psychiatrist/guidance counselor here". So fucking what, stupid, you got a 1.7 through high school. His mom must have been a shitty counselor because he kept taking courses that he wouldn't do well in. She should have had his dumb ass in the easiest classes.

His dad also apparently has/had about a dozen careers, probably mostly so Piggy could Kool-Aid man into Tweets and oink an opinion for dopamine hits.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Like thats going to stop it from happening in mexico? lol I go to cock fights here in America all the time