Sometimes you just feel great

[Ace Orenstein]

Sometimes you’re taking a ride in your 2019 Nissan Rogue Sport SL, and you briefly lock eyes with yourself in the drivers side mirror, you give your self a brief smile, while feeling handsome. It’s important to feel confident while you’re driving around in an automotive innovation. Everyone’s watching you as they hear you blasting your kpop music. The people are impressed as you effortlessly maneuver the continually variable transmission. They catch a glimpse of your New York Mets license plates and think to themselves “lucky son of a bitch"

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Your mother's a filthy whorenstein

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Hey, it's Ace Orensten, the husky jew!

 

[BUBBLER]

This has to be a @johnnynoname alt…