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Used to smoke every day for years and stopped because it makes me insanely paranoid unless I’m drinking but then I just get stupid. WWAWD weed?
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It’d be probably be shitty for me but sometimes I miss it. I was stoned 24/7 for like 4 years. What do I have to show for it? Flunking out of college, so many ex girlfriends (not just the weed), but I can still do sick double kick flips and front board any rail with a small kicker.I smoke weed every day and wish I didn't. It's just habit at this point, I rarely ever get high anymore. Smoking a bong as a 33 year old makes me feel like a retard too. I'm terrible at rolling joints.
Hahah why are you on probation?haven’t smoked in nearly a year due to probation but i’m kind of looking forward to doing it again. i know i’ll be hiding under the covers for that first month after this long of a tolerance break.
dwi. it’s due to end in a couple months but i’m not ruling out those faggots trying to curveball me.Hahah why are you on probation?
That sucks. I didn’t even smoke when I got a dwi but all they did was make me go to classes. The out of state thing was a pain in the ass but thankfully the two directors worked it out. My 4 hour “intake” consisted of me talking to the guy about golf and passing a drug test.dwi. it’s due to end in a couple months but i’m not ruling out those faggots trying to curveball me.
What garbage lawyer let you get probation for a DWI? Should just be a license suspension. You're lying about also having crack in the car or something.dwi. it’s due to end in a couple months but i’m not ruling out those faggots trying to curveball me.
He probably got into an accident or totaled his car.What garbage lawyer let you get probation for a DWI? Should just be a license suspension. You're lying about also having crack in the car or something.
wow. i’m always surprised hearing how easy some people get off with it. texas is notoriously kinda harsh about them & the county where i got mine even more so. also i passed out behind the wheel & crashed into a guardrail. all things considered i still feel like my punishment was pretty minor in the grand scheme. i really thought they were going to throw the book at me in the beginningThat sucks. I didn’t even smoke when I got a dwi but all they did was make me go to classes. The out of state thing was a pain in the ass but thankfully the two directors worked it out. My 4 hour “intake” consisted of me talking to the guy about golf and passing a drug test.
You had an accident was your problem. I can’t drive in a specific state but I have zero interest in ever going there again.wow. i’m always surprised hearing how easy some people get off with it. texas is notoriously kinda harsh about them & the county where i got mine even more so. also i passed out behind the wheel & crashed into a guardrail. all things considered i still feel like my punishment was pretty minor in the grand scheme. i really thought they were going to throw the book at me in the beginning
i passed out + crashed into a guardrail + had empty bottles in the truck. probation has been a pain in the ass financially but i still feel fortunate for not having to serve any jail time. my lawyer probably could’ve talked it down more but i wasn’t really complaining at the time just bc i was so relieved about jail. i was on probation for just as long for getting busted with less than a gram of weed in college. makes no senseWhat garbage lawyer let you get probation for a DWI? Should just be a license suspension. You're lying about also having crack in the car or something.
My dumbass just didn’t blow because I thought they were non transferable. Otherwise I would have been fine.You had an accident was your problem. I can’t drive in a specific state but I have zero interest in ever going there again.
Lol called it. Edit: he also told me that weed didn’t matter. Didn’t have health insurance at the time so he gave me the test for free.i passed out + crashed into a guardrail + had empty bottles in the truck. probation has been a pain in the ass financially but i still feel fortunate for not having to serve any jail time. my lawyer probably could’ve talked it down more but i wasn’t really complaining at the time just bc i was so relieved about jail. i was on probation for just as long for getting busted with less than a gram of weed in college. makes no sense
I did that once as well. Should always blow especially since the faggots at police station sometimes don't have calibration records when you subpoenaMy dumbass just didn’t blow because I thought they were non transferable. Otherwise I would have been fine.
Stop it Abe, it's for niggersI smoke weed every day and wish I didn't. It's just habit at this point, I rarely ever get high anymore. Smoking a bong as a 33 year old makes me feel like a retard too. I'm terrible at rolling joints.
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