Someone please explain to me why I'm supposed to feel bad for Pete Davison?

[chiquita banana]

Oh waahhh wahh me me, I'm so sad because my dad died waaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!

 

[TorpidSloth]

You're not. Despite being cartoonishly ugly and almost completely without talent, he manages to pork some decent celebrity ass and get a steady stream of work. Laugh at his drug and mental health problems. Works for me.

 

[eggfella]

Pete “Davison” is not a real person nor has it ever been, child.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

His remarkable choice in tattoos gets the chicks all moist

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s gonna be annoying when he dies soon and they will praise him like he was the greatest ever / voice of a generation / etc.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

There was a time I would see Pete Davidson's face everywhere except in movies and TV shows. He was barely on SNL and has been a box office drag since he became a household name. No one can tell me that "fame" isn't something that's granted.

 

[Dennyislife]

He was doctor who in the 80s and the. His daughter played the doctors daughter in a episode big in real life married doctor who so his daughter married her dad/you and that doctor who is way more popular than yours ever was.

That's a head fuck.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

The only thing I know that he did was make the Stangel brothers quit OpieRaqio and he's banged a lot of prime fuck meat.

 

[guest]

Do you think he actually "dates" these baphomet whores? It's all arranged shit to fit tropes...his is the "brooding lothario".

Meritless hack.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

We civilians aren't qualified to dissect the complex, complicated inner workings of the comedian's brain. It's beyond our understanding.

Davidson is crippled by his own genius, and like fellow tortured artist Bert Kreischer, he self medicates as a way of coping with this burden.

We little people couldn't possibly grasp it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Poor little feller ain't got no daddy and has buttholes for eyes.

 

[medium wyzzz]

I sure can’t

 

[medium wyzzz]

Wasn’t he in the new transformers? What does he have to cry about?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Petey also made Mac Miller commit suicide and tried to do the exact same thing to Kanye West.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Are ya.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

You're not. Despite being cartoonishly ugly and almost completely without talent, he manages to pork some decent celebrity ass and get a steady stream of work. Laugh at his drug and mental health problems. Works for me.

I'd like to scratch your chin and then feed you something, sloth. Also, a bowler hat on your furry head would be pretty funny, hehehe.

 

[TorpidSloth]

He was doctor who in the 80s and the. His daughter played the doctors daughter in a episode big in real life married doctor who so his daughter married her dad/you and that doctor who is way more popular than yours ever was.

That's a head fuck.

Mate, as a fellow Englishman, this bit is on its last legs

 

[aRTie02150]

His eyes are buttholes.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

King of Staten Island and Bupkis were both really good. He can be a bit faggy and has done some very gay things but when you're famous at like 19 years old i can understand it. I respect the fact that he's not on social media anymore after all his cringey meltdowns. It suggests he's trying to improve.

 

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