Someone on the Farms is actually getting through one of Pat's books, found a PCJ shoutout.

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I'm not sure any of us have made it to the end of one of his books, I haven't made it through any of the Amazon previews yet. Someone on the farms is doing it and found something interesting at the end of Starship Repo, an acknowledgement to PCJ. Shoutout to KF member ShinyStar, if you post here.

"Books, like children, are a labor of love." This may be the most ironic thing the pig has ever written.

"And as it takes a village to raise a child." Confirmed PCJ acknowledgement?

 

[Tortfeasor]

We helped him out with that last point. Because of us he'll never write a book again.

 

[Harry Powell]

When he’s writing shit like this, high on his own farts, he’s absolutely imaging that he’s peers with Terry Pritchett.

It’s not cute and it’s not funny Pat

 

[guest]

To everyone that went out of their way to help me, I would've done better without you. As always.

 

[fusciasomething]

To everyone that went out of their way to help me, I would've done better without you. As always.

Perfect

 

[guest]

Wow, this fucking passage might be the most obnoxious, insufferable shit Patrick has ever written.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

To everyone that went out of their way to help me, I would've done better without you. As always.

Think he feels same way about Resto now?

 

[RoTheHo69]

"made light work or butchering.." nice of stupid. Professional author.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Think he feels same way about Resto now?

It's probably actually true. If he represented himself it would have been thrown out after like $500

 

[SensibleKeks]

I'm not sure any of us have made it to the end of one of his books

Sir, are you suggesting that my reviews on Goodreads, Amazon, Barnes & Nobles, Walmart, Powell's, and dozens of other online bookstores are less than legitimate? Not only are my review legitimate; I can also state that I never created multiple accounts just to review bomb his books.

 

[UnPRePared]

I'm not sure any of us have made it to the end of one of his books, I haven't made it through any of the Amazon previews yet. Someone on the farms is doing it and found something interesting at the end of Starship Repo, an acknowledgement to PCJ. Shoutout to KF member ShinyStar, if you post here.

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"Books, like children, are a labor of love." This may be the most ironic thing the pig has ever written.

"And as it takes a village to raise a child." Confirmed PCJ acknowledgement?

Are you fucking kidding me? Using a book to blatantly blame someone because you know your writing sucks?

Hey everyone, if you didn't like Propaganda Man, please feel free to blame my ex wife for me being in a bad place during recording.

Oh wait... No. Tyla was and still is a lovely woman to this day; neither of us have any hate for the other. In fact, she was still managing me during the time I first met Gosia and was very supportive of me pursuing that relationship.

Funny thing, Fat - when you're not an asshole, people aren't as prone to leave you.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

Narcissist is such an overused term but I'll eat my own shit if you can find a better example of it than this. They should be writing books about this lunatic's damaged psyche.

 

[stealthygeek]

Reminder: Christopher Morgan was behind the "dimilitirized satillite mysterioulsy gone quiet and no one know why" fuck up for In the Black.

Pat also admitted that the copy was rushed as a direct response to our goodreads shenanigans. Good job, team.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Who can we blame for the 'eclectic' debacle?

 

[Mc.Faggot]

To everyone that went out of their way to help me, I would've done better without you. As always.

You are a poet

 

[RobertMewler]

When he’s writing shit like this, high on his own farts, he’s absolutely imaging that he’s peers with Terry Pritchett.

It’s not cute and it’s not funny Pat

Agreed. He's trying to write with a fake, folksy rage (but as a joke). The problem is he's not funny so the bit doesn't work.

And I'll have you know I read 99% of Starship Repo and can say with authority that it's a smoldering pile of pig stool.

 

[ISO__JOE]

Shit like this and “i got your 6, and I’m real fuckin cranky” is so obnoxious and cringey that he should just write an entire book of it. It would be way more entertaining than his pathetic attempts to rip off Will Tate.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Shit like this and “i got your 6, and I’m real fuckin cranky” is so obnoxious and cringey that he should just write an entire book of it. It would be way more entertaining than his pathetic attempts to rip off Will Tate.

Get them, children. Leave no one standing.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Honestly, that is the funniest shit I have ever read by Patrick.

And the last part were calls out his editor by name is really funny

Why doesnt he just do what he did here more

edit: I just realized why this is so funny to me, It comes off as something Timothy Dexter would have written.

Rick and TD are so similar in personality its funny, the only thing is Timothy was rich

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

He’s doing a bit here, and very poorly