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If he actually tried to do the dip part he'd be fucked. I think he probably was just holding himself up like that for a weird amount of time thinking people would think it was badass. Like "look at Patrick, he's like Spiderman!"The second one it’s looks like he’s trying to show off by doing a tricep dip yet im sure it didn’t work since he doesn’t have a hint of a tricep on those skinny arms
He’s always had multiple chins, no matter his weight. He must have been huge as a kid.
That one actually makes me mad looking at it. If any guy in the world ever did that to me I'd beat the fuck out of them or die trying. That's on the same level as if someone stuck their hand up your shorts and jammed a finger in your ass. I'd feel molested. If a woman did it I'd even be like "what the fuck is wrong with you, you stupit bitch?"Anyone have the tongue in ear one? That doesn’t get posted enough.
Yeah but you’re not a faggot. Faggots love that shit.That one actually makes me mad looking at it. If any guy in the world ever did that to me I'd beat the fuck out of them or die trying. That's on the same level as if someone stuck their hand up your shorts and jammed a finger in your ass. I'd feel molested. If a woman did it I'd even be like "what the fuck is wrong with you, you stupit bitch?"
🥹Thank you, sport. That's all I ever wanted to hear.Yeah but you’re not a faggot.
No it's some other fat nerdThat first one is Blappy, right?
No it's some other fat nerd
I'm pretty confident he couldn’t even hold himself up like that nowIf he actually tried to do the dip part he'd be fucked. I think he probably was just holding himself up like that for a weird amount of time thinking people would think it was badass. Like "look at Patrick, he's like Spiderman!"
He was pretty normal sized as a freshman, which is the furthest back picture we have.He’s always had multiple chins, no matter his weight. He must have been huge as a kid.
Pat aged 4He was pretty normal sized as a freshman, which is the furthest back picture we have.
But it makes you wonder why he’s never once posted a childhood photo of himself. All the nostalgia/Throwback Thursday clout to be had and he’s never once gone for it? Somethings fishy. Maybe he wore girls clothes
His shoulders would pop off like an action figure.I'm pretty confident he couldn’t even hold himself up like that now
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