Some crazy lady outside my apartment is yelling at passing cars

[Jenna]

Cars are driving by and she's screaming at them to get the fuck out of here and calling them fags. She keeps screaming about therapy but I can't make out the context.

 

[Meownaw]

She single?

 

[HH Brother]

@captain_kamala you okay, funster?

 

[Jenna]

@captain_kamala you okay, funster?

It's a fat white bitch, looks like Eric Hildy's wife. She doesn't seem bothered by trucks, including an ice cream truck. She's screaming at a black prius that they're a weirdo and need to get the fuck out of here while taking chugs from what I assume is a bottle of cheap vodka.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Drop a brick on her

 

[Jenna]

She was waving through cars like it was a checkpoint and seemed to calm down, then she started belting "White Rabbit" but got the lyrics wrong. It's not "WHITE MEN ON A CHESSBOARD GET UP AND TELL YOU WHERE TO GO"

 

[Jenna]

She only knows two lines from White Rabbit, the aforementioned one about white men on a chessboard and then "IF YOU GO CHASING RABBITS"

 

[Jenna]

A grey SUV is fucking her son and she's sick of it. She's standing in front of cars daring them to drive forward but so far all bark no bite.

 

[DMbA]

yell shut up bitch and hide

 

[Jenna]

Okay she wandered down the street for a bit but is back where I can see her. Spoken word poetryslamming "Touch Me" by The Doors but a very violent angry version of it. WHERE WAS THAT PROMISE THAT YOU MADE, MOTHERFUCKER

She then yelled at a black lady in a blue shirt that she's the mayor and what are you gonna do, arrest me?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

 

[aRTie02150]

Is she fat?

 

[Jenna]

She's sixty years old and doesn't give a fuck anymore, faaaaaaaag. She finished her vodka and spiked the bottle but it was plastic, not glass. So it just made that dumb little plastic clink on the pavement. Booze is hitting her, she's very wobbly now. I think she's gonna run into traffic at the wrong time and get hit by a car.

 

[Jenna]

Is she fat?

She's pudgy but not obese. You know those like juggalo lesbians that wear black baseball caps? That but she's 60 and doesn't give a fuck anymore. Fag.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

This supposed bitch is just one of the many voices in your head, you schizo fuck.

 

[aRTie02150]

She's pudgy but not obese. You know those like juggalo lesbians that wear black baseball caps? That but she's 60 and doesn't give a fuck anymore. Fag.

You should still try showing her your dick and see what happens.

 

[Jenna]

So a guy that looked like Luis J Gomez with a cane in one hand, a tall boy in the other, and a bright blue hat talked to her for a minute before continuing on his way. She started screaming "REALLY? REALLY? REALLY? REALLY? REALLY?" at two chicks where one of them was dressed kinda skanky. Then she wheeled her little homeless cart away and I think followed the Luis J Gomez guy. Show's over, I can finally go back to watching the oscar-winning film Coda.

 

[DMAN]

Honestly, I'm not far off from being her. Whenever i'm trying to cross the street, or walk somewhere that a car is lingering, I ALWAYS mutter under my breath for them to get the fuck out of here. MOVE! GO! I'm not walking in front of your vehicle. I hate how drivers think they're doing you a favor stopping. Just GO

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It's a fat white bitch, looks like Eric Hildy's wife. She doesn't seem bothered by trucks, including an ice cream truck. She's screaming at a black prius that they're a weirdo and need to get the fuck out of here while taking chugs from what I assume is a bottle of cheap vodka.

She single?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

She's sixty years old

Please disregard my previous statement.