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Anything exciting ever happen to you when on a road trip by yourself?
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Solo road trip stories
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Yeah I jerked off while driving
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Who the fuck is lonely enough to take a road trip by themselves
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Professor Rape
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Oh sweet summer honey bear child...
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"It's hard to steer when I've got both hands on my cock."
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I got lost in Mennonite buttfuck middle of nowhere, Kitchener down some fucking carved up, fucked, dirt cart path and at one point I was resigned to the idea that I was going to live in a van in the middle of nowhere and that was just the way it was gonna be.
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Some fucking tweaker almost ran me and a few other cars off the road before he crashed. I managed to catch a glimpse of him flying by when I swerved off onto the shoulder. The dude was in a Dodge Challenger and he was basically hugging the steering wheel. He almost hit an SUV ahead of me and then side swiped a car and crashed into the center median. Which was one of those that’s just steel cables in a low ditch, but it stopped his ass. The two other vehicles, and I pull over on the right shoulder and I jump out and run to check on the tweaker. I get up to the driver’s window and he was just doing tweaker shit looking around the cab of the car for something while heavy metal music was blasting. I yell at him and knock on the window a few times but he never looked at me, so I just say fuck this shit and I go check on the other cars. His front left wheel was fucked so I knew he wasn’t driving anywhere.
The SUV was a yuppie family on their way to a Rangers game in Arlington and once I told them the dude wasn’t dead they just drove off. Which honestly I don’t blame them.
The car that got side swiped had two dudes that barely spoke English, I figured they were Mexicans of some sort. Well unsurprisingly they drove off as well.
After talking to the other cars I found out no one had called 911 yet, so I called it in. During this time the tweaker was trying to reverse out of the ditch. Knowing he wasn’t driving anywhere I went back to my truck to wait for the cops. I did ready the shotgun I had just incase he tried anything stupid.
I talked to the first cop that showed up and he kinda gave me attitude that I didn’t do anything to get the guy out of the crashed car. Fucking twat. The car isn’t on fire and he’s conscious and tweaking. That’s your job dude.
That was basically it. I never got a call to be a witness but the dude was probably so fucked up they had plenty of evidence. As I finish typing this I have the same feeling of time wasted as I did then. I have a few more anticlimactic stories if anyone is interested. Even if you are interested fuck you. Typing this much here makes me feel gay. Now I know why @Sue Lightning does it so often.
The SUV was a yuppie family on their way to a Rangers game in Arlington and once I told them the dude wasn’t dead they just drove off. Which honestly I don’t blame them.
The car that got side swiped had two dudes that barely spoke English, I figured they were Mexicans of some sort. Well unsurprisingly they drove off as well.
After talking to the other cars I found out no one had called 911 yet, so I called it in. During this time the tweaker was trying to reverse out of the ditch. Knowing he wasn’t driving anywhere I went back to my truck to wait for the cops. I did ready the shotgun I had just incase he tried anything stupid.
I talked to the first cop that showed up and he kinda gave me attitude that I didn’t do anything to get the guy out of the crashed car. Fucking twat. The car isn’t on fire and he’s conscious and tweaking. That’s your job dude.
That was basically it. I never got a call to be a witness but the dude was probably so fucked up they had plenty of evidence. As I finish typing this I have the same feeling of time wasted as I did then. I have a few more anticlimactic stories if anyone is interested. Even if you are interested fuck you. Typing this much here makes me feel gay. Now I know why @Sue Lightning does it so often.