*Solo Joe opens for TRUMP!!!!

[Gronez_Bambatta]

*well kind of

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

such a fucking loser. nice worshiping a man who is embarrassed you support him

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I guess playing at a supermarket parking lot is a step up from a roadside vegetable stand, kind of. At least it's paved.

 

[Sue Lightning]

He will 100% spin this as playing at a Trump rally and refuse to mention Trump wasn’t there at all.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

This is the equivalent of playing a set at a tailgating party and you can be sure Joe will make it sound like he played the halftime show.

 

[UnPRePared]

Can he play from the bed of a moving truck and fall into traffic?

#TURNPIKEINDISTRESS

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Hope there’s a boating accident and Trump has to be forced to kiss a guitar on stage by his minions

 

[DooDooBrown]

You don’t think the most egotistical rich Manhattanite of all time cares about “white” trash from Long Island?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Oh, I get it. A bunch of Trump marks met up in a parking lot, then annoyed everyone and fucked the traffic all up by having a parade that ended at some shithole bar, where Joe was warbling for a few free hot dogs and tap beers. That cruise gig really gave his Solo Joe career a jolt, you know? The bookings just keep coming.

 

[RoTheHo69]

You don’t think the most egotistical rich Manhattanite of all time cares about “white” trash from Long Island?

I don't even care about "white" trash from Long Island. As long as they stay there.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Turry Fawks]

"So so so solo" Joe

Punching out

 

[Andy Elliott]

 

[Turk February]

I got in an argument with a Nigerian guy this morning about Trump and he called me a nigger. That is all.

edit: Im actually bummed about it because Im not racist and not a nigger

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Joseph will use this election as his “bold counterculture musician” phase. He’s already projecting this like it is some 1960s sit in and he’s gonna be the profound, logical guy holding the guitar and resonating with the crowd… He’s such a sad sack lol

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I got in an argument with a Nigerian guy this morning about Trump and he called me a nigger. That is all.

edit: Im actually bummed about it because Im not racist and not a nigger

You are at heart

 

[Chive Turkey]

He will 100% spin this as playing at a Trump rally and refuse to mention Trump wasn’t there at all.

If he actually got to open for Trump he'd absolutely consider it the greatest day of his life, ranked above his daughter's birth. He'd wear it as a greater badge of honor than that dumb Airborne hat and he'd never stop fucking mooing about it. He'd use it to lord over the other slackjawed Facebook boomers until the end of time.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Still less embarrassing than the Rich Vos Standup for Israel comedy tour.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

I guess playing at a supermarket parking lot is a step up from a roadside vegetable stand, kind of. At least it's paved.

He dreams of a show at Four Seasons Landscaping.