So what's the fallout for Sethual Assault Simons?

[Easily_Remembered]

I know that we're only 2 chapters in, so maybe this gets covered in a future installment. But until then, let's speculate.

His credibility simply has to be shot, right? So I imagine that, as word about this continues to spread, he will be considered radioactive, rendering his journalism (lol) "career" as dead as his stand up attempts, right?

Alternate theories and / or wishes? Let's hear 'em!

 

[Clint Ruin]

Well, his credibility just took a nose dive, maybe he'll scale a building and do the same

 

[Racist Google Intern]

if we're lucky he gets fired and has to do free lance article shit, being honest he has 0 skills so writing is all he has and he's gonna keep doing it if it gets eyes. This guy isn't an isolated issue, all of the people that write for these big name publishers are just unskilled losers who think about what will get more people looking at the article, regardless of what is and what isn't true.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I think people should probably ask him.

 

[TokenX]

He'll be working at Panera in a few months.

He can't ever make money writing for a publication again. Can't pay rent or eat with his subscriptions. He'll either continue milking the government tit and his mom's or he'll nut up and get a job.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

He'll be working at Panera in a few months.

I dont want to work with that cunt

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I dont want to work with that cunt

Watch out (((he'll))) have you slicing and scooping all the bread bowls in the first day. They're tricky like that.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

if we're lucky he gets fired and has to do free lance article shit,

Tough to imagine free lance work available after this cunt-punt from Thomas. It's like hiring a vape thief to manage Juul pod distribution

 

[Clint Ruin]

Tough to imagine free lance work available after this cunt-punt from Thomas. It's like hiring a vape thief to manage Juul pod distribution

Some scrub web rag will throw him a bone just because he's a checkmark. Clout chasers always bend over for someone verified, even if they're basically a nobody.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

How can you kill what is already dead?

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Some scrub web rag will throw him a bone just because he's a checkmark.

Heh, might be right. But seeing the future 20 years from now and he's still fighting for tolerance in comedy while living at his parents in Boise is alright by me.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Heh, might be right. But seeing the future 20 years from now and he's still fighting for tolerance in comedy while living at his parents in Boise is alright by me.

This is the best result, the guy won't be taken seriously when talking about comedy anymore, everyone in the comedy community knows he's a piece of shit so all he has to go on is how many eyes he pulls in, he's no longer a former comedian that just has a more progressive perspective, he's clearly a vindicative loser that just goes after people who did what he couldn't.

Even if this faggot keeps his job at least no one will take him seriously and he can't (hopefully) get a new up and comer comedian in trouble for telling a joke he didn't like.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

This is the best result, the guy won't be taken seriously when talking about comedy anymore, everyone in the comedy community knows he's a piece of shit so all he has to go on is how many eyes he pulls in

It's hard to believe he's ever been taken seriously in the comedy community and not just realized as some glorified tattle tale. With that said, he could've gotten a Netflix special next year if things went according to his plan

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

There will always be a place in the world of “journalism” for people like him that “fight nazis” and have the correct opinions.
But its ok guys. He is universally hated and will never accomplish anything or ever be happy. Not to mention he could be sued over this

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I don't know if it means anything but I noticed his Twitter was locked down before the 2nd episode even dropped. I wonder if he heard the first Pat interview and got ascairt.

 

[guest]

The stench of this will follow him wherever he goes now. Every tweet he makes will feature a troll reposting the Medium article.

He's fucking done.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Well, his credibility just took a nose dive, maybe he'll scale a building and do the same

If he dives nose first, he'll pole vault to the building across the street.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Once again I gotta salute Thomas and the boys for staying so tight lipped about this. When the article originally ran I remember seeing hints and out of context posts here and there suggesting something was afoot. But I never cared enough to ask about it. Jeselnik went from being generally liked to a complete fucking faggot in the eyes of hard-core comedy fans over this article. Truly great work.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Patrice had that fag phony pegged back in 2011. “Shut the fuck up and bring me my turkey leg you fuckin nothin “

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Patrice had that fag phony pegged back in 2011. “Shut the fuck up and bring me my turkey leg you fuckin nothin “

"I refuse to learn his shitty last name. Galifianakis was the last shitty white guy name this nigga ever gonna learn."