So we can finally be on a level playing field...which I will win

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[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[HotDogJoe]

You'll win a level playing field?

Nice non sensical threat, retard.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Nice sentence that makes no sense, professional writer stupid.

 

[Cuphead]

We really need to let these Strictly Stalking folks know about what happened in court

 

[guest]

Spoiler : he didnt win.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s funny how he’s been bragging about what he got today and couldn’t even get a RO. He’s long claimed once someone was in court they would be going to prison for a long time and would be anally raped by other prisoners.

 

[SensibleKeks]

That room Pat's in is considered the nice one in the half-house. Which means the cat urine smell isn't as potent.

 

[guest]

This was all just part of his long con, children.

He's lulling us into a false sense of security by pretending he's a punk ass, snitching bitch ass cop caller.

Now we aren't going to see the ol' Midwestern greetings coming for all of us. You've been WARNED, ATALKERS.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

It’s funny how he’s been bragging about what he got today and couldn’t even get a RO. He’s long claimed once someone was in court they would be going to prison for a long time and would be anally raped by other prisons.

I think Pat said we should all be put to death in chapter 5 of the Book of Josiah. How's that working out, Pigman?

 

[guest]

Not so

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

 

[RobertMewler]

Oopsie doodles:

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1495494489883959296

 

[guest]

Oopsie doodles:

[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1495494489883959296[/URL]

*Crying*

That's NOT how OOPSIE DOODLES WORK, ATALKER!

*runs away fatly*

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Way to Tomlinson your one shot, Fatty. You're the anti-King Midas. King Wide Ass?

 

[Will Tate]

Way to Tomlinson your one shot, Fatty. You're the anti-King Midas. King Wide Ass?

King Minus (a daughter)

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Still no charges in Indiana.

Of course for a matter that allegedly occurred in Wisconsin, I'm not sure why Fatrick said the Indianapo....oh wait...he's a fucking retard.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

OH THE FAGGOTRY!

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

 

[bovinebrain]

We really need to let these Strictly Stalking folks know about what happened in court

Who cares? They shot themselves in the foot as soon as they brought Rick onto their show. They used to stream every week but mysteriously vanished just a few weeks after Rick’s celebrity appearance. Because the Pests quickly got to work downvoting all of their videos to oblivion. Every subsequent video was getting 95% dislikes, and less and less views as a result of the algorithm punishing their videos and hiding them from the recommended section.

Three minutes of research would have quickly led to the realization that Rick is too big of a risk to bring onto their show. There are more Pests than there are viewers for their show, on average.

Unfortunately for Talkin’ Stalkin’, it appears that Risk Management isn’t one of their departments. Another victim in Rick’s path of destruction.