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They have been winning tournaments for a new boat, $300k, etc for a while. Other fisherman were getting suspicious because there is no way thier catches could match the weight to the size and finally got them to cut open the fish at weigh-in. They were adding weight by wrapping lead weights in fish fillets.What did he do, I have no idea whats going on
Oh ok, I didnt know the weight mattered.They have been winning tournaments for a new boat, $300k, etc for a while. Other fisherman were getting suspicious because there is no way thier catches could match the weight to the size and finally got them to cut open the fish at weigh-in. They were adding weight by wrapping lead weights in fish fillets.
Yep. Plus if you fish often enough you can tell visually the ballpark of what a fish would/should weigh and these guys were way over being convincing when they weighed in.Oh ok, I didnt know the weight mattered.
“I earrrrned thaaat!”
Why is cheating in quotation marks? Does Nigger Jim stuff his Walleye with lead?
Jesus, do i have to explain:
Jesus, do i have to explain:
I like fishing and I can't even argue.fishing is gay
Those fish are not overweight by any medical standard.Yep. Plus if you fish often enough you can tell visually the ballpark of what a fish would/should weigh and these guys were way over being convincing when they weighed in.
You don't disrespect the tournament. Fish can fill you full of lead, punks.If I ever came second in a tournament to these guys I'd be pissed too. Like, if I could have won a brand new bass boat or a shitload of money but didn't because this dick is ruining fish by filling them full of lead, I'd probably try to get him to fight me.
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