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‘So I Married an Axe Murderer’

CQ Beans

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Literally the only thing this Canadian retard put out that has any merit. It’s Wayne’s World! Yeah, Baby! Fucking weirdo. This movie is actually pretty good.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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That was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid. I haven't seen it in years. I often suggest that foods I like contain an addictive chemical that make you crave it fortnightly.

Every single thing he says as the dad is funny. A few years ago Mike Myers made a Netflix show about "The Pentaverate" that the dad tells the Italian friend about. It sucked.
 

LiberalPussy

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I prefer the REAL Michael Myers, child
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I sat next to Nancy Travis on a flight once when I was in HS in the early 2000s. We were in coach and she seemed surprised I recognized her. Told her I liked her in this movie.
You two fool around or anything?

I also love all the Austin Powers movies and both Wayne's Worlds. And The Love Guru. I'm a Myers mark.
Based and CatandtheHatpilled.
 

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Haven't seen it it since I was a teen, but I'm autismo and watched it like 10 times so still remember

Woman
Wo man
Woahhhh man
She was a thief
You gotta belief
She stole my heart and my cat

Betty
Judy
Josie and those hot pussycats
They make me horny
Saturday morny
Girls in cartoons
Won't leave me in ruins
I want to be Betty's Barney

Hey, Jane
Take me off this crazy train called love.

Also the old guy in the butcher always cracked me up - "What do I want? Here's what I want. One New York strip steak a quarter of an inch thick. That's it. No more, no less. Just gimme the steak and let me get the hell outta here!"

Kill me
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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The flashback scene in The Love Guru where the way they handled de-aging Mike Myers was to put his big bloated old Mike Myers head on a 13 year old boy's body made me laugh so fucking hard. That's literally the only thing I remember about The Love Guru and every time it's brought up I'll always be like "It's better than it gets credit for" just solely based on that.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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The flashback scene in The Love Guru where the way they handled de-aging Mike Myers was to put his big bloated old Mike Myers head on a 13 year old boy's body made me laugh so fucking hard. That's literally the only thing I remember about The Love Guru and every time it's brought up I'll always be like "It's better than it gets credit for" just solely based on that.


It still makes me laugh. It's a fucking hilarious visual.
 
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