So I had divorce court today

[CorradoSoprano4]

The judge said I've decided to give your wife $600 a week. I said that's great, I'll try to chip in myself from time to time also.

Thank you folks, you've been terrific so far. Are you ready for your headliner?

You heard him on The Opie & Anthony Show, he has an awesome podcast that is only surpassed by Opie Radio Podcast. Give it up for Joe Rogan!

 

[guest]

Rogan stinks. He fills up my YouTube feed with pictures of him all serious eyebrows down while some faggot unknown "expert" talks with eyebrows raised and eyes bulging out of their head..

"Are satiliette monkeys being trained on mars??"

 

[Meownaw]

It would ruin my day when I would listen to O&A clips and then I would hear his awful monkey sounds intro as the next video auto plays.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Always begin with a joke.

"I'm not 25 and I don't close out bars anymore". Something like that. Warm the courtroom up.

 

[The Arm]

It would ruin my day when I would listen to O&A clips

This part of the sentence works by itself.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

I bought tickets to go see him in Austin a few years back and I brought a couple friends with me. I was kinda embarrassed by how unfunny the whole show was since it was my idea to go. It was Ian Edwards, Joey Diaz, and Rogan.

Now that I’m thinking about it the pride parade was the same day and it ended right next to the theater. Shthank about it..

 

[Stent]

He fills up my YouTube feed with pictures of him all serious eyebrows down while some faggot unknown "expert" talks with eyebrows raised and eyes bulging out of their head.

I've lost so much respect for the Navy Seal teams. There's always one selling shitty energy drinks or giving generic motivational speeches to dentist conventions.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

 

[guest]

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Nice cans, stupid. Are they doing what your real eyes aren’t?

Either way you’re fucked!

Here’s our next guest or guess right guys? Rich (he’s not) vosh!

 

[guest]

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Still looking for your keys. Your tits can’t see, stupid.

 

[guest]

I bought tickets to go see him in Austin a few years back and I brought a couple friends with me. I was kinda embarrassed by how unfunny the whole show was since it was my idea to go. It was Ian Edwards, Joey Diaz, and Rogan.

Now that I’m thinking about it the pride parade was the same day and it ended right next to the theater. Shthank about it..

None of those standup comedians are actually funny. Standup sucks.

 

[LingerLonger]

I've lost so much respect for the Navy Seal teams. There's always one selling shitty energy drinks or giving generic motivational speeches to dentist conventions.

Marcus Luttrell never fired his weapon in combat during the whole 'Lone Survivor' mission in real life (Operation Red Wings). And wait until you find out that Bin Laden was dead in 2001. Navy Seals have always been huge pussies and massive fuck-ups. Seal Team Six was founded by a criminal.

 

[Stent]

Marcus Luttrell never fired his weapon in combat during the whole 'Lone Survivor' mission in real life (Operation Red Wings). And wait until you find out that Bin Laden was dead in 2001. Navy Seals have always been huge pussies and massive fuck-ups. Seal Team Six was founded by a criminal.

Hearing the other side of the Lone Survivor story was hilarious and Jesse Ventura was right to tell Chris Kyle to go fuck himself.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Remember this?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

It would ruin my day when I would listen to O&A clips and then I would hear his awful monkey sounds intro as the next video auto plays.

Hello freak bitches!

 

[guest]

see how long you canmake it through this mahn

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