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So i got the medical report

Hudson Margera-Hughes

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3rd time alcohol tried to kill me. Thankfully he's half a fag I'm going cold turkey done it for over a year shouldn't be to much problem. I will say I'm an alcoholic you put it in front of me I'm. Drinking it
Your doc gave you a handful of oral Antabuse and told you take a handful and slam an entire bottle of Jack until they're gone and you've puked out your innards, no? He really motherfucked a ssssssscumbag with that "don't quit just slow down" gag while chicken scratching out a script for Antabuse.

That'll teach a nigger to trust a white coat!
"If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor with Obamacare!"
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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1 or 2 isn't an option. I have one I need to go get a case. I envy people that can have 1 or 2.
I have the same problem. All my friends know I'm a drunk so if we go out for dinner or something people will be like "I'm surprised you're not getting a beer." Yeah, because if I'm going to drink I'm going to drink until I'm fucking hammered. If I get one beer I'll become ravenous for booze and have to keep getting more and then get a case for home. I'll just wait and kill a bottle of whiskey when I get home. Kind of an all or nothing thing. If I ever have any booze left over the next day it's because I passed out.
 

Peckas

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I have the same problem. All my friends know I'm a drunk so if we go out for dinner or something people will be like "I'm surprised you're not getting a beer." Yeah, because if I'm going to drink I'm going to drink until I'm fucking hammered. If I get one beer I'll become ravenous for booze and have to keep getting more and then get a case for home. I'll just wait and kill a bottle of whiskey when I get home. Kind of an all or nothing thing. If I ever have any booze left over the next day it's because I passed out
Same problem I don’t see the point in having two drinks and stopping once the buzz hits you crave more more more dopamine and GABA
 
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Why not just have one or two beers a night? I'm sure after this latest scare you'll be able to moderate your drinking.
Doc tells me wine is fine.
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I’m afraid my drinking will catch up to me soon, I wouldn’t say I’m an alcoholic because I can have a couple but I can only drink so many before I don’t want anymore. Not like shit faced drunk level but “ok, I’m done for the night” or “alright, last beer”

I make sure to drink enough water to avoid getting hangovers (haven’t had one in years) but I’m worried if I stop all together (I drink often) I’ll have a seizure or something crazy.
 
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I’m afraid my drinking will catch up to me soon, I wouldn’t say I’m an alcoholic because I can have a couple but I can only drink so many before I don’t want anymore. Not like shit faced drunk level but “ok, I’m done for the night” or “alright, last beer”

I make sure to drink enough water to avoid getting hangovers (haven’t had one in years) but I’m worried if I stop all together (I drink often) I’ll have a seizure or something crazy.
Stop drinking. Find somebody with some clonazepam or Xanax or Ativan or anything that ends with a "pam" and take that for about 4 or 5 days twice a day and you'll be right as rain.

sXe, motherfuckers.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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I’m afraid my drinking will catch up to me soon, I wouldn’t say I’m an alcoholic because I can have a couple but I can only drink so many before I don’t want anymore. Not like shit faced drunk level but “ok, I’m done for the night” or “alright, last beer”

I make sure to drink enough water to avoid getting hangovers (haven’t had one in years) but I’m worried if I stop all together (I drink often) I’ll have a seizure or something crazy.
If you regularly go a day or two without drinking then you definitely won’t have a seizure if you stop. Even a 12 pack per day after work isn’t enough to make you physically addicted.
 
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