So how did you upset family this Christmas?

[Dennyislife]

I told a cousin her clothes looked like she was going on a Safari in that 1920s style explorer outfit.

Not too bad this year.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I made everyone uncomfortable yet again by saying how I graduated from college yet chose to do labor for $16.82 an hour

 

[Dog Eater]

Offered a vegan meat repeatedly and put the meat dishes in front of them.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Gave them gifts they didn't care about, then went into a bedroom to drink and snore for 2 days. In my defense, one of the kids has pink eye.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Said that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelces relationship is all just a ruse to distract retards while the Zionists try to expand their empire

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Got into a discussion about abortion that ended up turning into a discussion about Christianity. We were having a good time until the women got uncomfortable and oy vey shut it down.

Dames, am I right?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I got really drunk and yelled "Merry Christmas movie house!" a bunch. I'm sure I was annoying as fuck.

 

[AntSucks]

I completely ignored them, their texts, their phone calls and went on a date Christmas Day with a former stripper

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Talking to family is a chore.

 

[DMAN]

I completely ignored them, their texts, their phone calls and went on a date Christmas Day with a former stripper

The Norton Life

 

[HotAnus]

I completely ignored them, their texts, their phone calls and went on a date Christmas Day with a former stripper

Did you see her butthole, perchance?

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

I completely ignored them, their texts, their phone calls and went on a date Christmas Day with a former stripper

Now, that's some real "bah humbug" funster shit right there! I can dig it