So aaahh.. 1st marriage failed.. SHOULDA BOUGHT BLACK HAT HACKERS...!

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

So ahhh his Dad ya know, ol’ Tommy? Tommy Tomlinson? You think that name’s not creative wait til you see his son!

 

[guest]

Blat hack... black hack hat... black... hat... hackers. - Big P.

 

[UnPRePared]

"So, uhh, this guy comes up to me at this dive in Milwaukee, real shithole bar. And uhhhh, so he's really fat, and he's been drinking, ya know. A lot of drinking, cuz he's fat. And he looks at me, and he goes 'Uhhhhhh, ya got any gum?' And I'm just, uhhh, I just go 'No, I don't have any gum.' Then uhhhh, he says to me 'prison awaits you, Atalker. Wait quietly for the knock.' Heh heh hehhhhh!"

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

So ahhh his Dad ya know, ol’ Tommy? Tommy Tomlinson? You think that name’s not creative wait til you see his son!

I knew ol' Tommy from back yander... used to make up the most stupidly unbelievable fake lies... Anyway he got raped repeatedly

(Edit: aaaah for the record, ya know, I have no way of corroborating that these rapists are related)

 

[JayFirebrand2]

That divorce was unwanted, child.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

A lot of well wishers on this forum

I tell ya fella, I had a time when I was stuck in a well as a kid (stares).

Yeah... ya know that WELL???

I tell ya... oh boy.. Woulda been more tolerable if that rat fuck Seth Simon's wasn't down there too.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

So I had this picture, y'know ... a Thanksgiving picture ... the fat guy. The fat guy and his whole clan, y'know. And there's this ... this guy in it, who uh... who we can't figure out. Don't know who he is.

So I 'm showing it to a buddy of mine. Buddy of mine who's uh... who's real versed in, y'know ... Pat lore I ask him, "Hey, so who's that retarded looking guy, anyway?". I'm showing it to my buddy, and he's squinting, y'know, like ... like, uh, studying it, right? This picture. And he says to me, "You mean you've never seen Patrick before?".