Sketchy Hustles Of The World

[Dog Eater]

1. An Indian guy I worked with told me that at train stations in India they sell drinks on the platform but you have to pay a deposit on the glasses and return them. If you try to return them as the train is about to depart they will mother fuck you and count out 1 penny at a time of your deposit while you desperately try not to miss your train.

2. A friend of mine went to a football match in Glasgow. They parked their car on a residential street and nek minute some ned came scuttling up to them offering to “look after” their car for a fee while they watched the game. The scottish family he was with paid up and said this was normal.

3. In Korea you have to pay pallbearers to carry your deceased loved one half way up a mountain for burial. As they get closer to the grave they will keep stopping and say that the spirit doesn’t want to go. Of course the way to get that spirit to accept is to give them money repeatedly.

4. In America niggers will sell balled up pieces of paper to drunk retards telling them it’s crack/pills/whatever. By the time the idiot opens up his package the nigger and the money are long gone. My friend was so excited to smoke crack for the first time, poor guy.

What are some of those other nigger hustles we got?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

China - too many to mention.

An odd one is a guy will suddenly sit down on the street and call people over. He'll throw down some sunflower seeds and quickly put a bowl over the top. You have to bet money on how many are under there. The strange thing is that people do actually take part. Gambling is illegal in China but for some reason gambling addiction is in the Chinaman's blood. He might let you win the first game but there's no way you'll come out top.

Another classic is you hand a hundo over to a taxi driver and he'll quickly swap it for a fake one then hand it back to you saying your note is fake. I've had fake 10s and 20s but those are as good as real money. You just use them at a busy supermarket and no one notices. A fake 100 is harder to get rid of.

Oh, and the 'ladybar'. The horny, naive foreigner goes to a bar thinking they'll get a handjob or whatever. The girls keep ordering fruit plates that cost like 1,000rmb each and you eventually leave with blue balls. Who are you going to complain to?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

4. In America niggers will sell balled up pieces of paper to drunk retards telling them it’s crack/pills/whatever. By the time the idiot opens up his package the nigger and the money are long gone. My friend was so excited to smoke crack for the first time, poor guy.

A kid from my street used to do this when we were teens, but with balled up wonder bread. He'd roll the bread into balls and wait for it to go stale, then sell it outside bars saying it was rocks.

 

[Dog Eater]

I've had fake 10s and 20s but those are as good as real money. You just use them at a busy supermarket and no one notices. A fake 100 is harder to get rid of.

I once got stuck in Shanghai due to a typhoon and as I left for a hotel the guy who ordered me a taxi warned me not to put my credit card in any ATM except for the ones at the airport and that any money I was given as change would be fake.

 

[Brooke Shields]

He'll throw down some sunflower seeds and quickly put a bowl over the top. You have to bet money on how many are under there.


He might let you win the first game but there's no way you'll come out top.

How would you even win the first game? Are all chinks rainmen?

 

[Dog Eater]

How would you even win the first game? Are all chinks rainmen?

As long as you’re over if he’s fast he could make you win. It’s just the cups and balls but with gambling.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I have never seen it happen but does the urban youth in NYC still hand you CDs and expect money?

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

1. Judaism. They taught humanity what usury is.

 

[Dog Eater]

I have never seen it happen but does the urban youth in NYC still hand you CDs and expect money?

Yes. A guy I knew was walking through Times Square back in the 90’s when a nigger came running up offering to sell them a brand new in box Sony camcorder for some super low price. His dipshit friend agrees and sure enough by the time he gets it open there’s just a brick inside of the new packaging.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Yes. A guy I knew was walking through Times Square back in the 90’s when a nigger came running up offering to sell them a brand new in box Sony camcorder for some super low price. His dipshit friend agrees and sure enough by the time he gets it open there’s just a brick inside of the new packaging.

People still fall for this one, usually it’s the PS5 box now full of rocks.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

2. A friend of mine went to a football match in Glasgow. They parked their car on a residential street and nek minute some ned came scuttling up to them offering to “look after” their car for a fee while they watched the game. The scottish family he was with paid up and said this was normal.

This exact thing happened to me and my dad at the first football game i went to through here (I'm not from Glasgow but live here now). My dad told the kid to fuck off and found another spot. I was confused as fuck but once we were back in the motor he explained that they take your hubcaps off if you don't pay them enough and trying to get the AA to come to places like that in football traffic is shite. We had to walk about 3 miles to get to Hampden after parking. Should add this was 27 years ago.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

The biggest scam I seen is those starving kids in Africa. They must have spent a couple mill on those special effects making those kids look skinny and diseased.
I’m not falling for that shit, no sir.

 

[Dog Eater]

Should add this was 27 years ago.

Guess they pass down the family business the same way they pass their needles.

 

[johnnynoname]

in Glasgow

this nigga