Sister-in-Law was arrested for indecent exposure

[CuckQueen]

I went bowling years ago with her. The fat bitch slipped, and in her fall her maternity girdle popped. Her pants and too small thong ripped. She freaked out and ran to the parking lot, forgetting her purse. I did nothing to help and they called the cops, who arrested her crouching down next to her locked car, bottomless. Lost her job, ended up on the sex offender registry, had to sell her home for her legal fees and move away from a school zone. Had been in pharmacy school, now she buses at the Golden Corral.

 

[HotDogJoe]

And then your buddy who was filming it all fell out of the closet?

 

[CuckQueen]

And then your buddy who was filming it all fell out of the closet?

Took turns throwing up on his back.

 

[guest]

Paris Hilton circa 2009

"thats hawt"

 

[guest]

This story sounds really familiar. Is this a reference to something from the show or did you post it before. Tucker Max show?

 

[CuckQueen]

This story sounds really familiar. Is this a reference to something from the show or did you post it before. Tucker Max show?

Parallel stinking. Her thong looked like a used elephant's hanky.

 

[CuckQueen]

Paris Hilton circa 2009

"thats hawt"

Paris Hilton only has size 11 feet. My sister-in-laws are size 17.

 

[wbgreen]

I am outraged that a embarrassing mishap caused a woman to lose her job, home, and be added to the sex offender registry.

I am delighted that the law is finally coming down hard on fat bitches who think they can dress like attractive bitches.

 

[WhereWeAt]

"When the cuffs went on... that's when the whole bowling alley broke out into applause and spontaneously sang the national anthem"

 

[CuckQueen]

"When the cuffs went on... that's when the whole bowling alley broke out into applause and spontaneously sang the national anthem"

It was the Dutch national anthem, the part about pledging loyalty to Spain.

 

[WhereWeAt]

Then Zwarte Piet raped her.

 

[CuckQueen]

Then Zwarte Piet raped her.

So hard it knocked her pubic hair out and required her to wear diapers. I think it's hilarious the Dutch try to say he's just covered in ash now, sure...

 

[CuckQueen]

At least with the loss of her pubic bush you can't tell her carpet doesn't match the drapes, or that the carpet had a massive skunk stripe in it.

 

[guest]

CuckQueen is still hilarious.