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Since Patrick cannot afford to pay Quasi back his 24k, how much would you deduct if he were to give us his twitter handle?
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As a professional social media consultant, I estimate that Pat's Twitter is worth $20 as-is (it has a high number of followers, but suspiciously low levels of engagement), $50 if he can transfer it with Twitter verification intact, and as high as $85 if he can get it sufficiently steam-cleaned to remove the grease stains and pig farts.
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I would like to present, from Rick's fat folder, evidence PST117 to the court.
Of all his examples of suicide demands this one may be my favourite. His battery is low, it's nearly 5am and he forgot to include the username.
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$5K to Goldberg
$24K to Rahul
$100K from SFWA to that fat slut's brother
Math says Pat has invested ~$130K and counting in to this Twitter account. That's why it's worth so much and totally justifiable in funding further, child.
$24K to Rahul
$100K from SFWA to that fat slut's brother
Math says Pat has invested ~$130K and counting in to this Twitter account. That's why it's worth so much and totally justifiable in funding further, child.
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My Twitter account is not worth about tree fitty, child.