Since Pat began working on Christmas Carnage, he has written 14,000 words. He has also tweeted 3,401 times

[TorquieTwoBeers]

He announced the book and started writing it on December 22, 2021, and he's now up to 14,000 words.

Nice work ethic, stupid.

How it started: How it's going: 14k words in nearly two months. Turns out writing in a bar is horrible for productivity, who'd have thought?

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According to the Mewler Report back in December, he sat at 152,039 tweets on December 22. Today he's up to 155,440 tweets and counting, for a total of 3,401+ tweets since he started this shit book.

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/1...y-it-while-it-lasts-you-ungrateful-prick.7748/

If Pat has averaged more than 4.12 words per tweet (and we know he writes much more than that), then he's written more words on Twitter than he has for his book.

Pat, it's not your cyberstalkers keeping you from working. It's your crippling addiction to Twitter, your laziness, and your fat disgusting body.

 

[guest]

He announced the book and started writing it on December 22, 2021, and he's now up to 14,000 words.

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According to the Mewler Report back in December, he sat at 152,039 tweets on December 22. Today he's up to 155,440 tweets and counting, for a total of 3,401+ tweets since he started this shit book.

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If Pat has averaged more than 4.12 words per tweet (and we know he writes much more than that), then he's written more words on Twitter than he has for his book.

Pat, it's not your cyberstalkers keeping you from working. It's your crippling addiction to Twitter, your laziness, and your fat disgusting body.

Meaning that for every ridiculous fat and retarded tweet this slobfuck has sat around writing out, he has written 4.12 words towards his story.

Even if we round up, FIVE words for every tweet you've sent out?

Jesus Christ talk about a crippling Twitter addiction the likes of which I haven't seen since Nana cumia.

 

[ISO__JOE]

stephen king ripped an 8 ball of coke in the 80s and cranked out Pet Semetary in a weekend. why are you so fat at this?

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Would be fawkin hilarious if we could get an official Twitter words vs Written Words counter going.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Hmm

Nice creative process, stupid.

Maybe he can suck but do it in a funny way.

Never mind.