Similarities b/w Nana and Fatrick

[gassers]

Obsessed with Twitter

Political spergouts

Both owned Mustangs (I say owned in the case of fatrick, cause susan will soon belong to Rahul Kumar)

Both are lazy and unemployable alcoholics with no work ethic

One is a old testament sex god and the second was a chad in high school (per his autobiography) and has been called sexy by women

Both are academically very weak, one is 1.7 gpa college dropout and the other didn't even pass high school

Inflated sense of ego, no self awareness

And lastly they larp as Tough straight guys which couldn't be further from the truth

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Obsessed with Twitter

Political spergouts

Both owned Mustangs (I say owned in case of fatrick, cause susan will soon belong to Rahul Kumar)

Both are lazy and unemployable alcoholics with no work ethic

Inflated sense of ego, no self awareness

And lastly they larp as Tough straight guys which couldn't be further from the truth

Horseshoe theory

 

[gassers]

Horseshoe theory

True, forgot to add one is a old testament sex god and the second has been called sexy by women.

 

[The Greaseman]

Shitty, irresponsible drivers

Huge liars

 

[hikomow633]

Both unapologetically masculine.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Both have a high school level education that they were barely able to complete.

Had dysfunctional parents who stunted their upbringing.

Both had catastrophic divorces that sent them into their respective tailspins.

Openly associate with pedophiles.

Think buying guns to use as toys and props makes them manly and intimidating.

Claim to live in one residence when in fact they spend the vast majority of their time wallowing in another.

 

[Turk February]

Both have committed violent offenses against women they lived with, both have guns despite being violent criminals. Both have a bizarre relationship with twitter. Both hate black people.

 

[gassers]

Both have a high school level education that they were barely able to complete.

Had dysfunctional parents who stunted their upbringing.

Both had catastrophic divorces that sent them into their respective tailspins.

Openly associate with pedophiles.

Think buying guns to use as toys and props makes them manly and intimidating.

Claim to live in one residence when in fact they spend the vast majority of their time wallowing in another.

Nailed it brotherman.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Both of them married 2/10s.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Both have the two beer buzz you get from two beers.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Both talk mad shit online, with less than zero to back it up

 

[Dusty Dan]

Both reside deep in the haunted vaults of Obscurity.

 

[guest]

Both larp as authors

 

[guest]

Both talk mad shit online, with less than zero to back it up

 

[Carol's Bad Cavern]

Both are bald with grotesquely fat bellies and skinny arms

 

[Turk February]

This one is purely speculation, but I'm guessing both leave the history channel on in the background all day while stock footage nazi documentaries play going "that's just like now!" to themselves.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

At least Patrick had the balls to kill Bernell - tiny tony can only dream of shooting a nigger in broad daylight.