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Does anyone on here do it ?
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What does that have to do with my question?I'm not gay
Tanning is for gaysWhat does that have to do with my question?
come on, manmy girlfriend
Looks like it could make a fawkin great calzonePotentially could be good for you if you don't get enough sunlight.
I've experimented with things for psoriasis reasons, pretty sure tanning places have unlimited tans for just $20
I bought one of these cause i got it for a deal (originally these are $500 apparently)
I told my girlfriend to try it out, for the same reason about health/sunlight. Just for the face. She did 3 minutes and was fine.
A week later I asked if she wants to start doing it more and she did 4 minutes. The next day at work her face finally turned red as a tomato. The morning after that she woke up and her face was all fucked up and puffy like I punched her in both eyes and her nose.
Everyone found it very funny except for her
I'm not a big fan of light in general.The sun is bad.
Getting stage 4 melanoma by the time you're 35 is a PFG bit.
That age is already taken. You will need to pick a new one.I’m 41
We have no sun this time of year. The sun is cold as fuck because we have been cursed.Tanning no, getting some sunlight yes.
Obviously you don't want to fawkin burn and stuff but a bit of sun exposure is okay. Tanning beds are claustrophobic anyway. Final Destination has a pretty gud crispy sunbed death after they get trapped in one, just assume this will happen to you.
Almost everyone is deficient because there is no consensus on what level is sufficient. Vitamin D is bullshit, it’s very difficult to actually not get enough sun without living full time in a cave.If you’re a brotherman up north make sure to get your vitamin d level tested You probably are deficient especially in winter.
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