Should I set fire to my chaos space marines warhammer army?

[NoBacon]

I obviously know they don’t harbour some sort of Toy Story-esque sentience, much less an ominous malevolent one. I’m not mad, I know they aren’t watching me.

I just have a bad feeling about them anyway, I’ve done the sensible thing and covered them in a blanket and hidden them, but I think I should probably burn them and throw the remnants in the trash.

 

[Turry]

They're the closest thing to children you've ever had

 

[NoBacon]

They're the closest thing to children you've ever had

Thank you.

 

[Guest]

If you do set them ablaze please record it for us.

 

[Turry]

Thank you.

I meant that it would be out of character for you to let them exist

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Why not just sell them to some other... uh, tabletop wargame enthusiast?

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

I'll take em

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

That does sound rather chaotic.

 

[Africa.com]

You have Dollies? What are you five and gay?

 

[Turry]

You have Dollies? What are you five and gay?

So you know how Pat likes to paint dinosaurs? It's like that

 

[TravisPickle]

Keep them. They're pretty cool. Maybe you'll feel like repainting them someday when you're not acting like a fag.

 

[Stent]

Just throw a blanket over Satan. I'm sure that's what works.

 

[Nigger Jim]

eBay?

 

[Hoolies]

Without chaos, the only battle a space marine can wage is against his righteous brothers.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Just sell them. You are already down a 100 or so bucks on them. No point in putting cheap plastic in the air.

 

[MilwaukeeStrangler]

You have Dollies? What are you five and gay?

THEY'RE MARIONETTES.

 

[Farmer Brown]

Depends. What race, gender, and sexual orientation are said space Marines?

 

[Jenna]

1 used Warhammer set. $25.00 obo. Pick up only located just outside Portage

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

I always thought this warhammer stuff was a videogame. I feel like a fool

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I always thought this warhammer stuff was a videogame. I feel like a fool

It's both.