Should I get married abroad?

[Patrick O'Neal]

Should k get an arranged marriage abroad?

So I’m not having any luck on dating apps and they feel like a massive waste of time

I don’t socialise much but have a very good group of friends, but most of not all of the girls within that friend group are single and I’m not even sure they’re even attracted to me?

I’m basically a homebody and introvert, borderline reclusive if I had my own way

I’ve finished university and since university, I’ve just not come across as many girls in my life anymore

I had multiple opportunities to date in college but my mental health was terrible

Now I am almost in my 30s with zero to little dating prospects

This all makes me feel like I should just cut myself some slack and get married to a woman abroad from a more traditional country?

Why?

Well I guess women abroad value family and marriage more and would likely not divorce me after 7-8 years of marriage?

Getting married in the west seems like a suicide mission these days with how much divorce is happening?

I myself am not traditional but I’m not a big drinker either and I’m agnostic

Is it a reasonable plan to just get married abroad or am I having delusions?

TL/DR: I am still considering an arranged marriage abroad, but I want to give true love a chance, however dating apps are atrocious and I’m almost in my 30s

I feel like my best bet is to marry a woman from abroad who is traditional

Is this a reasonable plan?

 

[guest]

Just from the way you worded this, you're not going to make it...

"Abroad" is too..."broad" a spectrum. You just fantasizing without any specific plan or place.

You never "arrange" a marriage...family/parents do.

 

[Convict Wyzz]

Rape.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

You should get married adude.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Try Grindr out!

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I figured you'd get married to a-fella

@FeedNanaOgura suck it

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Whenever I actually have to attend a friend's wedding I get extremely fucking annoyed, so yes.

Seriously, I don't care if you're my best friend, I don't give a fuck about your relationship, I'm not happy to attend a function with a bunch of fags and annoying women I don't know and there's no way I'm going to pretend that I'm enjoying myself playing faggy wedding games and I don't dance. I am a raincloud and I don't give a fuck. Wedding present? $100 in an envelope. No card. Don't go spending it all in one place, retards. You'll be separated in a year anyways, I'm not giving you a worthwhile gift.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My buddy is getting married this summer and I'm genuinely planning on stealing as many envelopes from the gift table as possible for my time.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Honestly, I'm already hoping the relationship implodes literally just because I don't want to go to/be part of this stupid fucking wedding. Every day I pray that she cheats on him or calls his daughter a cunt or something. I fucking hate weddings and these pieces of shit should think about what they're doing to me.

 

[cachorro]

Jesus Christ dude pull yourself together holy shit. Stop watching porn, cut back on your internet time, get yourself in shape, get to a point in your career where you can take care of a broad, go to church or some other community type of shit depending on your persuasion, force yourself to socialize and it will come.

“But muh introvert recluse” fuck you nobody cares that’s not how the world works. The type of woman you can buy from a third world shit hole is even further from trad than western white college girls. Their entire goal is to use you to get citizenship or an anchor baby and bleed you dry for every cent they can, they will be letting Jamal fart in their vagina the entire time. Grow up, improve yourself and put yourself out there. Or just fuck hookers.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jesus Christ dude pull yourself together holy shit. Stop watching porn, cut back on your internet time, get yourself in shape, get to a point in your career where you can take care of a broad, go to church or some other community type of shit depending on your persuasion, force yourself to socialize and it will come.

“But muh introvert recluse” fuck you nobody cares that’s not how the world works. The type of woman you can buy from a third world shit hole is even further from trad than western white college girls. Their entire goal is to use you to get citizenship or an anchor baby and bleed you dry for every cent they can, they will be letting Jamal fart in their vagina the entire time. Grow up, improve yourself and put yourself out there. Or just fuck hookers.

I didn't actually read the post and just made it about how weddings are a gay waste of time for anyone involved who isn't getting married. Now that I read it I'm hoping it's another copy/paste from reddit. Dougie already did this bit and nobody does it like Douglas.

 

[cachorro]

I didn't actually read the post and just made it about how weddings are a gay waste of time for anyone involved who isn't getting married. Now that I read it I'm hoping it's another copy/paste from reddit. Dougie already did this bit and nobody does it like Douglas.

Is OP dougie? I don’t have the time or the desire to keep track of alts (except Boq of course)

 

[DMbA]

Luckily we have an expert in the house

 

[guest]

Whenever I actually have to attend a friend's wedding I get extremely fucking annoyed, so yes.

Seriously, I don't care if you're my best friend, I don't give a fuck about your relationship, I'm not happy to attend a function with a bunch of fags and annoying women I don't know and there's no way I'm going to pretend that I'm enjoying myself playing faggy wedding games and I don't dance. I am a raincloud and I don't give a fuck. Wedding present? $100 in an envelope. No card. Don't go spending it all in one place, retards. You'll be separated in a year anyways, I'm not giving you a worthwhile gift.

I've completely given up on trying to date. I have too many paranoid delusions when it comes to women. Like if they smile at me, I think they're only smiling to show off that they're happy, and they think they're better than me or something.

[MEDIA=youtube]IvdT3Wh9O34[/MEDIA]

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Every time

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

No foreign bitch will make you feel as good and at home as a woman of your own culture. I was seeing this chick that moved here from the DR, she had a big ass and titties but talking to her was like talking to a martian because there's such a cultural difference. Now I've been dating a nice skinny autistic white girl for about a year and couldn't be any happier. She just wants to stay indoors and watch youtube or play video games.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've completely given up on trying to date. I have too many paranoid delusions when it comes to women. Like if they smile at me, I think they're only smiling to show off that they're happy, and they think they're better than me or something.

That's Bagel Boss shit. You're better than that.

 

[Voscabulary]

Honestly, I'm already hoping the relationship implodes literally just because I don't want to go to/be part of this stupid fucking wedding. Every day I pray that she cheats on him or calls his daughter a cunt or something. I fucking hate weddings and these pieces of shit should think about what they're doing to me.

have you considered just not going

 

[guest]

That's Bagel Boss shit. You're better than that.

Is that the guy Jim Norton admired?
I'm just having a moment of clarity. It horrifies me to realize I think that and that it's an actual delusion.

I was on a date with a girl the other week and there was a moment of silence and she smiled and I started swearing at her... I remember calling her a pompous cunt. Looking back it was the turning point for the date going bad.

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

Honestly, I'm already hoping the relationship implodes literally just because I don't want to go to/be part of this stupid fucking wedding. Every day I pray that she cheats on him or calls his daughter a cunt or something. I fucking hate weddings and these pieces of shit should think about what they're doing to me.

I like weddings because I get to dress up nice and weddings have open bars.