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Those muscles aren’t going to make up for your height, faggots.

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HH Brother said:
I'm with the vanilla midgets, but my work is crisp, funster.
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I fucking hate the Vanilla Midgets.

NWO was printing money. NWO merch was making millions. Why threaten that to take a chance on unproven, difficult, high maintenance Vanilla Midgets?

NONE OF THESE PEOPLE were worthy of being the MAIN of THAT show -- when your league has at its disposal the biggest names in sports and entertainment. At the end of the fawking day, who is Dean Malenko?

Dean Malenko: Easily the most laughable case of Vanilla Midget WCW-Hater denial. Malenko whines and cries WCW didn't "give opportunity," yet he was featured on Nitro for 5 years straight despite having no personality. The airtime was valuable. He held many secondary championships, a decorated career. He never had the necessary captivating appeal to be the centerpiece. Malenko didn't even move the needle. He still pats himself on the back for venturing to the greener pastures of WWF, where he immediately became a Nothing jobber. An afterthought, then WWF gave him a Peeping Tom Rapist gimmick where he was creeping on Lita in the showers. Nice career upgrade, Stinko Malenko.

Chris Jericho: Midcard comedy act demanding storylines and PPV matches with world champion Goldberg, who could barely go 2 minutes. Jericho upgraded to the greener pastures of WWF, where he later became famous for playing third wheel to HHH and Stephanie McMahon. A background character in his own WrestleMania match. Good job, Manjuice McQueer.

Rey Misterio: Looked like a 15 year old boy. Had no charisma due to hiding his face like a coward. Yet WCW still gave him a platform to do flippy moves, WCW had Rey mask merchandise, and it wasn't selling. Carried by Eddie Guerrero. They unmasked him, and he started doing the roids to bulk up, and improved his charisma. Then WWE repackaged him based on nostalgia of his midcard career. Vince still scoffed at Rey being champion, and let him carry the second fiddle belt for a few months for spic audiences. Now he has to wear baggy pants to hide his robotic legs. Good job, spiclet.

Perry Saturn is a psychopath who goes missing for years at a time and is impossible to contact. In the greener pastures of the WWF, he became a literal retard character who was in love with a mop. He was never even a midcarder, and never held any WWF title worth a shit. Good job, Perry.

Eddie Guerrero was getting into car crashes every month from drinking and driving. An addict who was able to juggle a solid midcard career in wrestling, for a while. He was always excellent, but not world champion material until way later, when he sobered up. The only non-Vanilla Midget in this list. Spicy Midget. But then his heart popped when he was brushing his teef. Good job, gabacho.

Chris Benoit: Clearly the most rational of all. He had a serial killer vibe the whole time, very one dimensional and heinously ugly/retarded looking. He had a woman's haircut for so long. He was handed the beautiful 15 lbs. Big Gold Belt on his final night in WCW, yet still he threw a tantrum and walked out on the company for not being pushed hard enough. Vanilla Midget. For the greener pastures of the WWF, where Benoit became a tag team midcarder, then a transitional champion, fattened up for no-talent hack and Fez Whatley man crush "Randy Orton" to use as his launching pad. You know Fezzie wishes Randy was his launching pad instead. This has been my Fezatorial. THANK YOU!
 
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