#ShitMamaRavensays

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Elementary school:

"Don't worry, mommy's precious treasure, you are actually smarter than those teachers."

Middle school:

"Never let the idiots win, sweet boy, and they're all idiots."

High school:

"Of course you can have a fourth helping. Mama's big man needs his strength."

Community college:

"You don't have to keep going if everyone is making fun of you, my lion! You're very special and can be whatever you want to be without a degree."

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Yes of course you can go wallow in the driveway

 

[RobertMewler]

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

"There's nothing to feel sorry for my mother for, little. She has a successful, popular son."

Not so.

 

[BoringFaggot]

His autism is on full display there.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"calm and collected as ever"

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Some creative should make a Patrick Tomlinson timeline of his life year by year showing his stages, how it added up to a total disappointment

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

This is hilarious. The original poster asks a question and tells him not to issue a cunty blanket rebuttal because if he does, he's just playing into everyone else's hands and everyone will clap and laugh at him. And Pat still couldn't resist making a cunty blanket rebuttal and dancing with his ample ass for everyone's amusement. Pat got played like a big, fat, daughterless fiddle.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

This is my new favorite post of his. Thanks!

Dance, fat little puppet, dance!

 

[fenrir]

I've never known a grown man that referenced his mother as much as Pat does. He's like a parody of a momma's boy.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

This is my new favorite post of his. Thanks!

Dance, fat little puppet, dance!

 

[ChildlessHambino]

“Well…at least my son doesn’t blow rodeo clowns”