Shitloads of water (no alcohol)

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

'No more apple cider, cayenne, lemon juice and tumeric in a glass. Time to stop feeling like ASS!!!!'

 

[💩💩💩💩]

a bunch of acids and a bag of chips. nice diet, stupid

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I hope he loses his voice right before he's supposed to go on his World Tour on a cruise ship.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

“Layla why does your dad use your Facebook account, can’t he just make his own?”

“Well you see my father started a fight with a bunch of weirdos who were fans of my aunt..”

Poor kid. Imagine having to explain Joe to your friends

 

[JamesJCrowe]

where does red gatorade fit into the cow's pre-show ritual?

 

[Sue Lightning]

Potato chips?

“Foods to avoid include foods with high fat content, like fried or greasy foods…”

Apple cider?

“Drinking …apple cider vinegar can definitely be soothing for your throat, but they aren’t washing off the vocal cords.”

Lemon juice?

“Some supplements in excess can potentially irritate your vocal cords. For example, too much vitamin C can be very drying.”

Turmeric?

“Turmeric has amazing anti-inflammatory and antioxidant properties, which makes it great for the voice if your vocal cords are tired.” (Ok, he got ONE thing right here.)

Ginger?

“Drinking …ginger tea can definitely be soothing for your throat, but they aren’t washing off the vocal cords.”

Cayenne pepper?????

“Capsaicin can inflame your vocal cords and create a hoarser voice along with additional pain.”

Water?

“The most important thing we can consume to improve vocal health is water.”


He’s such a fucking retard.

 

[Bigsmooth]

How important are the lays chips?

 

[guest]

Just like Eric!

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

“Turmeric has amazing anti-inflammatory and antioxidant properties, which makes it great for the voice if your vocal cords are tired.” (Ok, he got ONE thing right here.)

I guarantee he didn’t take nearly enough for it to make a difference.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I hope he loses his voice dies right before he's supposed to go on his World Tour on a cruise ship.

 

[guest]

His bovine grasp of writing in English makes it look like he thinks there's an alcoholic version of water.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

His bovine grasp of writing in English makes it look like he thinks there's an alcoholic version of water.

He also appears to be eating potato chips on-stage during the gigs, according to his phrasing. Then again, this is Joe Cumia we’re talking about. He’d definitely eat from his “sack of potato chips” without shame in front of an audience.

Also nobody needed to know your shitting schedule, Joe. TMI doesn’t stand for “tell me immediately!”

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

His bovine grasp of writing in English makes it look like he thinks there's an alcoholic version of water.

"Brotha" Joe has a habit of shoehorning the fact he didn't drink on a given day to passive aggressively fuck with AntH, I believe. He might not even know he's doing it.

No one looking for advice on how to sing for a couple days in a row would think doing shots of whiskey would help, so why mention it? Just a way to assert superiority over baby bro and brag about the fact he can go 36 hours without drinking.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

"Brotha" Joe has a habit of shoehorning the fact he didn't drink on a given day to passive aggressively fuck with AntH, I believe. He might not even know he's doing it.

Usually shoehorning statements about refraining from drinking is an alkie’s way of showing everyone (including himself) that he’s not an alcoholic. They think if you can go days, weeks or months without drinking, you must not be an alcoholic. Nevermind that the entire time he’s fixated on when he can drink again, what his first drink back will be, where he’ll go to drink, who he’ll be with to drink, etc. Physical compulsion is part of it but mental obsession is what lands the alcoholic back to the bottom of a bottle.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Joe is feeling a lot of anxiety over his brother's dwindling fortune, and he wants his social media followers to know that he's not just an obese cretin who diddles around with guitars all day, but a hard-working professional musician who goes to great lengths to prepare for his "gigs", like it's a real job.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Joe is feeling a lot of anxiety over his brother's dwindling fortune, and he wants his social media followers to know that he's not just an obese cretin who diddles around with guitars all day, but a hard-working professional musician who goes to great lengths to prepare for his "gigs", like it's a real job.

I actually think 90% of what he posts is him trying to prove a point to us.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[HH Brother]

Why is he so fucking bowlegged, funster?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Why is he so fucking bowlegged, funster?

Probably some bovine related illness.

He’s sat on his fat ass for decades now living off of gibs from baby bro. I’m sure that doesn’t help either!