She's not going to fuck you, dude.

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

 

[Brooke Shields]

of course giving him too much credit, but this boring repetitive retardation might actually be the next step above "don't feed the trolls"
no doubt that a straight month of these pants-shitting responses would make me want to kill myself. God be with u guys, no bs

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

"25k words on this WIP" sandwiched between at least 16 straight minutes of rage-tweeting and flame-warring have busted up my ribs like a chifforobe.

 

[guest]

Does he think he's "winning" by doing this? It shows anyone looking at his timeline that he's a fucking straight-up lunatic.

He can say whatever he wants about how he's being stalked but any company, publication, journalist, whoever ends up taking a deep dive into these tweets is going to see how he spends hours going off the rails on this. Every single day. Hours wasted, hundreds of tweets. Three plus years and he still doesn't get how there's no earthly way posting "She's not going to fuck you, dude" a dozen times in a row is "winning" in any form.

He's been told by people on Reddit, friends of friends on Twitter (one of Rakdaddy's friends told him to stop I think), the MKE science fiction guy podcast, fuck even the judge at his restraining order hearing told him he was taunting/instigating BDA. Either he really is pants-shitting retard level stupid or he has some kind of cognitive impairment where he can't use logic and reason.

All that being said, he's also very fat and him sperging out like this is also very funny.

Edit: also the downvotes on every single one of his Tweets never fail to break a rib or two.

 

[BudDickman]

Child, listen. You being a "man" stuck in perpetually stunted adolescence, I realize it's beyond your level of emotional maturity to grasp that men and women form friendships for reasons other than sexual gratification. But we do. It's healthy, and normal. You should try it.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1292806729709899776?s=20&t=rpXocXo0YFcV9jHz1TJbOw

 

[SensibleKeks]

If Pat has 6 books in print, but no one reads them, is he still an author?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

That's the same Pat said to John about Adrienne, she's not going to fuck you dude, look how that turned out.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I love that 10 other people are tagged.

 

[EraGodless]

That's the same Pat said to John about Adrienne, she's not going to fuck you dude, look how that turned out.

By the time of The Lappening, she was already fucking Big Jon Studd silly

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

By the time of The Lappening, she was already fucking Big Jon Studd silly

Can you blame her?

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Pure, unadulterated autism

 

[Harry Powell]

Extra laughable for Pat to say this when he’s the most pathetic simp of all

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

I love that mememike2 isn't even trying to fuck with Pat, he just comments with objective legal fact as a prosecutor and 100% of the time dunks on his retardedness

 

[HotDogJoe]

Imaging living like this. You can just tell he's on the edge and angry as fuck all day, every day.

I'm so glad this is his miserable existence. It's exactly what he deserves, the fucking cunt.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Elon Musk is now Pat's boss, and I don't suspect that he will like this rampant unprofessionalism.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

She already did. Multiple times. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Volkov]

How can this unhinged lunatic own guns? Its just a matter of time until he writes a manifesto and heads to a republican convention.

 

[The REAL JDA]

What is the condition called that it pops in his brain where he just repeats himself over and over like this? It's so bizarre.

 

[BudDickman]

What is the condition called that it pops in his brain where he just repeats himself over and over like this? It's so bizarre.

Extreme faggotry.

 

[Will Tate]

What is the condition called that it pops in his brain where he just repeats himself over and over like this? It's so bizarre.

Being fat.