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She’s gotta be sick of Moo by now, right?

Torque’sHeadBump

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AwfulManTitTankTop

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Looks like Laylas face has cleared up, though the look of utter exasperation on it speaks volumes. It is kinda funny in a goofy uncle sort of way but you know Joe probably took eight videos and ten other pics that didn't make the cut.

The real question is is she learning to use the Layla lane?
 
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The tattoos, the armpits, the shameless mugging, that poor kid must wallow in abject shame every time she sees her flabby old dad. Now she's old enough to know her father is a loser, as opposed to just thinking it. That look on her face strongly indicates she's keeping a calendar to mark the days until she can get as far away from Joe as possible.
 

TorpidSloth

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I bet he doesn't even ask her if it's OK with her before posting this shit. Such an embarrassing cocksucker. A "performer" who never made it. Kids her age are embarrassed by their parents regardless - whether they're straight as an arrow accountant and housewife, or legitimate fading rock star dad and former model mum. Imagine if this sack of shit was your dad though. Not only is he a bum who's never held an adult job, plays cover band gigs for chump change and dresses like a Guns n Roses roadie. He takes pictures like this and plasters your oversized nose on the internet while he mugs for the camera for "likes" from fellow deadbeats.
 

Mike Glyer

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I only dabble in the Cumia extended family but is Layla his actual daughter? With Carol? I always thought he had 4 kids with like 2 ex wives or something then someone mentioned he actually only has 1 child and they weren't even sure where he was getting "4" from. What a fucking mess of a life.
 

TorpidSloth

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I only dabble in the Cumia extended family but is Layla his actual daughter? With Carol? I always thought he had 4 kids with like 2 ex wives or something then someone mentioned he actually only has 1 child and they weren't even sure where he was getting "4" from. What a fucking mess of a life.
Layla is his only biological kid. I forget her mother's name, but she posted somewhere about what an irresponsible and unreliable piece of shit Joe was as a father and how he'd whacked her (the mother) in the face once with a frying pan. Needless to say, they're not on good terms.

Carol has 3 kids with a guy who died in a car wreck (and whose life insurance she and Joe have been enjoying for the last decade or so.) Of course Joe claimed them as his own so he can LARP as a "veteran and father of 4."
 

Mike Glyer

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Layla is his only biological kid. I forget her mother's name, but she posted somewhere about what an irresponsible and unreliable piece of shit Joe was as a father and how he'd whacked her (the mother) in the face once with a frying pan. Needless to say, they're not on good terms.

Carol has 3 kids with a guy who died in a car wreck (and whose life insurance she and Joe have been enjoying for the last decade or so.) Of course Joe claimed them as his own so he can LARP as a "veteran and father of 4."
Weird. Usually the one thing retards can do is cum irresponsibly. He only managed to do that once. I'd love to know more about Layla's mom. Sure, Joe is a useless moron but can you imagine how fucked up she must be to let someone like that have sex with her let alone get her pregnant?

Layla's shnoz is also very impressive.
 

TorpidSloth

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Weird. Usually the one thing retards can do is cum irresponsibly. He only managed to do that once. I'd love to know more about Layla's mom. Sure, Joe is a useless moron but can you imagine how fucked up she must be to let someone like that have sex with her let alone get her pregnant?

Layla's shnoz is also very impressive.
Something tells me he's not exactly shooting high quality loads, what with the years of freebasing and generally inbred Berber genetics. The one offspring he did manage to sire looks like Joe Camel.
 
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