Shareholders support Elon Musk's hostile takeover of Patrick's asshole

[Patrick O'Neal]

Twitter board meets Musk to discuss bid, reports say

How the Tesla boss plans to finance his offer reportedly made the board seriously consider a deal.

www.bbc.co.uk

A hostile takeover attempt by Mr Musk, who is the world's richest person, would put "further pressure on the board with their backs against the wall in this Game of Thrones battle for Twitter," Mr Ives added.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Twitter board meets Musk to discuss bid, reports say

How the Tesla boss plans to finance his offer reportedly made the board seriously consider a deal.

www.bbc.co.uk

A hostile takeover attempt by Mr Musk, who is the world's richest person, would put "further pressure on the board with their backs against the wall in this Game of Thrones battle for Twitter," Mr Ives added.

Why do they have to analogize everything using pop culture references?

 

[guest]

 

[Easily_Remembered]

The Lappening 2.0!

Once again, a superior male takes from Patrick that which he loves most!

Soon fatty will be using Telegram.

 

[Brooke Shields]

what account does Elon use here?

 

[Cuphead]

Something tells me our piggy will be squealing a lot this morning

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

He's going to burst a blood vessel over this. Wait for the gradually more angry and bitter torrent of 'hot takes' by political firebrand Fatrick Spunkbag Tomlinson... He will be in Hooligans getting drunk and unloading on anyone on twitter.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Lol this nigga paid $5k, at least once, for his free non-verified account and has wasted YEARS of his life on this platform.

Please do have fun, Piggy.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Elon is giving Dorsey a hot Carl right now. He's in control, child.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Lol this nigga paid $5k, at least once, for his free non-verified account and has wasted YEARS of his life on this platform.

Please do have fun, Piggy.

A while ago someone on Kiwi did the numbers and he's written roughly 2 or 3 books I think, worth of text on Twitter.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

what account does Elon use here?

He's probably stuck in the Pest Headquarters.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

A while ago someone on Kiwi did the numbers and he's written roughly 2 or 3 books I think, worth of text on Twitter.

Jesus. What a fat fucking loser.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I mean the positive thing for Pat is that Musk is going to pushing the developers to implement an edit button, something that's supposedly been in the works for a while now but they just can't seem to pull it off for whatever reason.

 

[guest]

A while ago someone on Kiwi did the numbers and he's written roughly 2 or 3 books I think, worth of text on Twitter.

I think they said it was like 10x than that.

Patrick's written something like 160,000 tweets that average between 10-20 words each. We're talking millions of words here, and the average novel has 50-70k words.

 

[Mike Glyer]

He's going to burst a blood vessel over this. Wait for the gradually more angry and bitter torrent of 'hot takes' by political firebrand Fatrick Spunkbag Tomlinson... He will be in Hooligans getting drunk and unloading on anyone on twitter.

Nah, he doesn't actually feel any emotions unless it's when he's made to look like an idiot, particularly in public, or when an authority figure disagrees with him and tells him "no".

Shit like his Twitter hot takes and blustering are just performance. Bad wiring in the pig brain.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Jesus. What a fat fucking loser.

I found this ''
Fuck it, I went ahead and did the rough and dirty calculation. I downloaded 3200 of Pat's most recent tweets, which isn't random but probably random enough given the distribution I found on them and another random selection of 500 from the whole population.

At a 99% confidence interval and a MoE of 2.3%, we find that his average word count is just over 19 words a tweet. We'll assume he doesn't have many deleted tweets relative to his total tweet count, given his lack of shame. This yields just over 3 million words (3,025,475 to be precise) and, assuming the average 300 page book has 90,000 words, he's wasted 33 books' worth of words on Twatter.

An immense loss to humanity, to be sure.

EDIT: Not much to see but uploaded the 3200 tweets with the calculations just to make sure I didn't fuck anything up.

EDIT 2: Using a more conservative measure of 500 words to a page, we come to the conclusion that he's only written twenty one 300 page works. (25 tweets to a page at roughly 500 words per 25 tweets, so 7500 tweets per book. 159k tweets divided by 7500 tweets per book yields 21.2 or 21 books.)

So it was about 21 fucking books worth on Twitter!!!

stlaker is his favourite word.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

I think they said it was like 10x than that.

Patrick's written something like 160,000 tweets that average between 10-20 words each. We're talking millions of words here, and the average novel has 50-70k words.

You are dead right mate. I just went and found it in Kiwi... 20 fucking books!!! And he's up at 3am and all... What a fucking muppet....imagine being up at 3am arguing with an account pretendinng to be your piss yellow teeth!!!

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

what account does Elon use here?

@CuntFucker

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Nah, he doesn't actually feel any emotions unless it's when he's made to look like an idiot, particularly in public, or when an authority figure disagrees with him and tells him "no".

Shit like his Twitter hot takes and blustering are just performance. Bad wiring in the pig brain.

I loved when he was arguing with the judge and saying 'you found it so funny didn't you?' to Andrew and was slapped down by the judge. You could hear the anger in his fey, queen voice

 

[Slackjawed Cow]