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I got a vacation house recently with some friends in Orlando, FL. We all have kids and it was a big house so we wouldn't get annoyed with each other.
After a few days, I bring up to my friends that being in Orlando makes me remember certain things, like that girl that was killed by the Whale at SeaWorld, and the kid that was eaten by the alligator at Disney.
I said, "I feel bad for the kid, but I also wonder like how it all works. Like does the family just get free Disney tickets for life? Do they get assigned someone to handle them? Do they immediately meet with lawyers? How do they even tell the upper management that an alligator ate a visitor's kid?"
My friend pretended to hold a walkie-talkie and said, "We've got a code Goofy."
I said, "That's not a code Goofy. That's a code Captain Hook."
The shocked look on my daughter's face was priceless. Maybe that's why she's got my sense of yumah.
After a few days, I bring up to my friends that being in Orlando makes me remember certain things, like that girl that was killed by the Whale at SeaWorld, and the kid that was eaten by the alligator at Disney.
I said, "I feel bad for the kid, but I also wonder like how it all works. Like does the family just get free Disney tickets for life? Do they get assigned someone to handle them? Do they immediately meet with lawyers? How do they even tell the upper management that an alligator ate a visitor's kid?"
My friend pretended to hold a walkie-talkie and said, "We've got a code Goofy."
I said, "That's not a code Goofy. That's a code Captain Hook."
The shocked look on my daughter's face was priceless. Maybe that's why she's got my sense of yumah.