Sexual intercourse is overrated.

[guest]

It's a chore to me -- the orgasm is always ruined because I'm afraid the condom broke and I'm cumming into her and making her pregnant.

Whereas I think back to hot make out sessions or times I came onto a huge pair of FAWKIN' tits... and those times were memorable and hot.

Sexual intercourse is for libtards. Foreplay and stuff is way better.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

I'm too old for condoms and not dumb enough to get married.

 

[guest]

I'm too old for condoms and not dumb enough to get married.

I sorta just wanna get a vasectomy to get rid of this fear once and for all... let's face it, I'll never find the one... but that's what'll happen. I'll get a vasectomy and then fall in love and think fawwwwwwwwwwwwwwk.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

I sorta just wanna get a vasectomy to get rid of this fear once and for all... let's face it, I'll never find the one... but that's what'll happen. I'll get a vasectomy and then fall in love and think fawwwwwwwwwwwwwwk.

I'm not cutting my balls. I'll just bust on her face.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

It's like when you're watching one of those porn clips online and they show all the hot foreplay and stuff and cut it off before the cumshot hoping you'll pay for the clip. Jokes on you Jew, I prefer all the other stuff! Not some guy jerking off for 5 minutes while a girl sits there

 

[guest]

I'm not cutting my balls. I'll just bust on her face.

I always clean it off with a tissue myself. Not having that bitch scrape that off and put it into her pussy or something. Fucking deranged, ugly chinks...

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I'm not cutting my balls. I'll just bust on her face.

I used to think that but I'd always get carried-away & plunge it into them anyway

My current gal is on the pill.

Side note: the lady pill affects hormones & pheromone response, if she stops taking it then she'l probably stop thinking I'm hotter than the sun (yes, she's retarded)... it's worth thinking about; if you find a gal with who you feel compatible while she's on the pill, it might all change when she stops it

 

[Zombie247]

I remember the first few times of not wearing a condom in my late teens. Greatest feeling ever. But also having to remember to pull out. "Glory days"

You're right. Intercourse stinks.

 

[HH Brother]

In the end, they're all the same wet hole, Peckahster.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

i thought of getting vasectomy

but then i heard you dont take the venom out of the cobra

and it stuck with me

 

[HH Brother]

thought of getting vasectomy

No need to worry, slobster. You couldn’t even fall dick first into a vagina on accident.

 

[Wa4892]

Early on in my sexual awaking, having gone to a Catholic high school AND Jesuit Catholic college in the 80s, I happen to encounter several girls right in a row who thought oral was allowed but intercourse was forbidden. I'd have to think about it but I'm guessing I got blowjobs from at least a dozen women before I actually had sex.

As a result before ever having sex I had gotten some phenomenal, mind blowing, life altering head. Yeah some of it was terrible too, but stay with me ...... By the time I finally had sex, I was sort of like 'that's it?'

For the entirety of my life I have preferred oral - be it getting blown or eating pussy - over intercourse.