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Sex Pest Pat is back
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I've fucked more people than live in South Dakota, child.
No you didn't.
Well you can imagine what it'd be like if I did.
I don't want to imagine that you obese cabbage patch kid.
No you didn't.
Well you can imagine what it'd be like if I did.
I don't want to imagine that you obese cabbage patch kid.
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there's only proof that pat has slept with one woman in his entire life, and he's like 47
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His boner is confused because he sees a woman, but wants it up a man's ass.
Steer into the skid, you fat queer.
Steer into the skid, you fat queer.
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How is that bitch on creepy Pat's radar?
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Pat, you’re 42 and fat. Nobody - man or woman or confused man or woman - needs to be sexually assaulted this way.
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Isn't this the type of thing this FAT FUCK is always giving "fellow nerds" unsolicited advice on? I bet Patty would get all flustered if she told him "No one cares about your little boner, dude." Patrick gets away with these types of comments because they all think he's a mincing queer. He thinks it's because he's a suave ladies man.
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If this gives him an erection than you just know he gets hard when looking at children
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Patrick Adonislinson may 'impress'...... sorry.. I mean DEpress Nikki with a length of man meat like this fellow here(let's face it its not fat off Fatrick!)
But when he flirts with women it's EXACTLY as @JoeCumiaDotCom says, he gets away with it because he is a soft, mincing fey, fat, fairy faggot and he's absolutely NOT on any 'masculine' radar these bitches he is into have.
Anyone else says that kind of shit, or when he was giggling over suggesting some cooze kiss Nikki there was just silence because few people think he's any kind of man man.
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He’s trying to flirt and of course comes off like a massive creep. Further proof he’s only had sex with two woman - a naive young girl who at the time didn’t know any better and wised up - and a gross frumpy dyke that likes Pat because he’s the closet thing to an actual woman.
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Getting pegged isn't sex.
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This shit jogged a memory of a dumb story from my youth: so there this kid I worked with, kind of a douche but alright, but he'd always have to tell everyone how big his dick was. It got fucking annoying and made the girls uncomfortable, so one day I take him aside and whisper "hey man, so you're a member of the organization, right?" What organization? "You know, the club." He's still confused, I drop the smile, walk away, and refuse to discuss it. It takes him about 7-8 minutes to realize I'm talking about the Big Dick Club, and when he hits that one I finally snap at him "yo just shut up about it!"
I hope to this day he still thinks there's a large penis illuminati and he's still trying to get an invite. Like what the fuck would you even have meetings about?
I hope to this day he still thinks there's a large penis illuminati and he's still trying to get an invite. Like what the fuck would you even have meetings about?
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Something tells me Pats dick doesn’t work and it bothers him greatly because he’s always making references to penises. That or he’s gay and won’t come out of the closet. Niki pegs him.
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Autistic creep. He has zero respect for his wife.
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This is a great idea.
