Setting the scene. A McGowan Christmas time.

[NoBacon]

“Papa, mighten I have more steamed cauliflower and pigeon?”

“No little Hamish Rory-Hessslton-Parker Windsor the 3rd, you must leave room for your sooted candied dick pudding”

“But papa, I always have room for my sooted candied dick pudding!”

“Ha ha. Christmas is indeed a time for merriment and mirth”

 

[guest]

NoBacon Christmas - alone.

 

[NoBacon]

NoBacon Christmas - alone.

GOOD HEAVENS! THE LITTLE BOY IS MOVING OF HIS OWN ACORD! WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY?

 

[guest]

Deleted the last one. I don't want to go too far

 

[guest]

Deleted the last one. I don't want to go too far

yea, with you there, can't ruin that forum reputation that took you years to build up!
the closeted chubby manlet will convene in secret PM's to blackball you from the off topic automatic rib crew ^_^
Example a: Jenna... never have I seen such a fall from grace

 

[BUBBLER]

yea, with you there, can't ruin that forum reputation that took you years to build up!
the closeted chubby manlet will convene in secret PM's to blackball you from the off topic automatic rib crew ^_^
Example a: Jenna... never have I seen such a fall from grace

You don't even know who the crew is

 

[NoBacon]

yea, with you there, can't ruin that forum reputation that took you years to build up!
the closeted chubby manlet will convene in secret PM's to blackball you from the off topic automatic rib crew ^_^
Example a: Jenna... never have I seen such a fall from grace

I’m a lone wolf. I’m not in any forum clique. So jot that down.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

NoBacon Christmas - alone.

Jesus Christ is always with him.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"Sooted candied dick pudding" made me laugh and I'm not even sure it's not a real thing over there.

 

[NoBacon]

Jesus Christ is always with him.

Thank you

 

[NoBacon]

"Sooted candied dick pudding" made me laugh and I'm not even sure it's not a real thing over there.

It’s real. They store it in tins at room temperature all year. It has some kind of brand name like “Mr Muttins” or something like that.

 

[guest]

yea, with you there, can't ruin that forum reputation that took you years to build up!
the closeted chubby manlet will convene in secret PM's to blackball you from the off topic automatic rib crew ^_^
Example a: Jenna... never have I seen such a fall from grace

Leave it alone!

 

[Suetonius]

Why do we even need Pat? I nominate @NoBacon to write a Christmas Carnage for us.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Here’s a picture from last year

 

[NoBacon]

Here’s a picture from last year

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A delightfully gay time for the whole family!

 

[BUBBLER]

Here’s a picture from last year

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3 of those children fell in the winter. Imbalance of humours

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I believe the McGowans prefer the more traditional British spread of a wee sheep’s cunt, broiled and stuffed inside a wet garbage bag..
then lightly brushed with old motor oil from a mini Cooper

 

[guest]

I believe the McGowans prefer the more traditional British spread of a wee sheep’s cunt, broiled and stuffed inside a wet garbage bag..
then lightly brushed with old motor oil from a mini Cooper

I'm not Scottish, sir.

 

[BUBBLER]

"ay bruv let's go suck on a couple of fags, maybe go for a smoke after"

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I'm not Scottish, sir.

You’re all niggers to me. Except the Irish which are like… what’s worse than a nigger?