SERIOUSLY though, remember when Elvis was the man

[guest]

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TCB, cocksucker. Let's pop some pills.

 

[guest]

What up homo!

 

[wbgreen]

Wait, hold on a minute -- that's fat Elvis? Those fucking impersonators make you think he was a tub of shit in his later years. Elvis was never that big. He would barely register as overweight today.

 

[guest]

Wait, hold on a minute -- that's fat Elvis? Those fucking impersonators make you think he was a tub of shit in his later years. Elvis was never that big. He would barely register as overweight today.

That motherfucker would shoot TVs and slap his bitch and pass out in a peanut butter and banana sandwich. He was living the DREAM.

 

[guest]

Wait, hold on a minute -- that's fat Elvis? Those fucking impersonators make you think he was a tub of shit in his later years. Elvis was never that big. He would barely register as overweight today.

This isn’t fat for American standards? How fat are you bastards?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I read a story about his 1968 comeback special once. He was auditioning guys for his new band, and a bass player got a call to come in and try out. He was a rock and rolll guy, kind of a hippie, weed smoker and etc. His wife was like WTF, why would you want to play with that gay has-been? He figured what the hell, I'll go and see what happens. He comes home many hours later raving, telling her that not only was it good, but Elvis fucking totally killed. If he had died right after that special, his story would be a radically different one, as that was his last gasp of real credibility.

 

[guest]

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[guest]

He ruled. Shame they just had some Hollywood queerbait make a faggy biopic about him.
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[guest]

ELVIS: "NO NIGGERS, LOL."

 

[Jizz]

elvis rules. he was my granny's favorite. when she past I kept one of her elvis plates!

 

[Ladynyahh]

I liked when the b-b-b-b-boys had that fat piece of shit Steven S from Bayshore do his Elvis impersonation, that was terrific

 

[guest]

elvis rules. he was my granny's favorite. when she past I kept one of her elvis plates!

Someone with downs made that plate.

 

[The Greaseman]

I don't remember, he was long dead before I was born.

 

[Meownaw]

Love ya missed ya brotha

 

[Gay Faggot.]

That motherfucker would shoot TVs and slap his bitch and pass out in a peanut butter and banana sandwich. He was living the DREAM.

Don’t forget Elvis’ watermelon bowl full of mashed taters, peas, and corn. He had special glasses made so he could lay on the bed in his TV room and eat out of it. Real fucking man. That’s TCB all the way.

 

[JamieConway]

Did anyone watch that bio pic this year? That actor looks so much like a Hollywood cocksucker there was no way I could pretend he was that amazing Hillbilly.

 

[guest]

Wait, hold on a minute -- that's fat Elvis? Those fucking impersonators make you think he was a tub of shit in his later years. Elvis was never that big. He would barely register as overweight today.

He was fat but it was the pills that killed him. He probably would've lived into his late 60s if he'd just eaten and not popped uppers and downers all day every day.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Did anyone watch that bio pic this year? That actor looks so much like a Hollywood cocksucker there was no way I could pretend he was that amazing Hillbilly.

The kid didn’t bother me as much as Tom Hanks did. I don’t know what the fuck he was doing with that performance.

 

[Dennyislife]

Elvis was inbred and it caused stomach issues that even without pills he was fucked up by.

No wonder they called him the King. Buncha cousin fuckers the lot of em

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Damn, didn't realize this nigga could play any instrument competently, let alone a piano this well