Security is so fucking gay. I hate them.

[Nigger Jim]

I wasn’t even thinking today when I went to my work area. I brought my gym bag, with my gym clothes. It’s a small black bag.

Well the fat security guard later in the day saw it in my work area and mad a huge deal about it. Bags are supposed to be see through. So he was asking me why I brought it in and jolly like said I was hiding a AR-15 and I was going to give Mr. *******a trick and treat.

The fat fuck freaks out and acts like I’m an asshole.

 

[Turk February]

Ever gone to a restricted area and just had them shout at you "hey you can't be there".

 

[Guest]

I wasn’t even thinking today when I went to my work area. I brought my gym bag, with my gym clothes. It’s a small black bag.

Well the fat security guard later in the day saw it in my work area and mad a huge deal about it. Bags are supposed to be see through. So he was asking me why I brought it in and jolly like said I was hiding a AR-15 and I was going to give Mr. *******a trick and treat.

The fat fuck freaks out and acts like I’m an asshole.

Are you a picker at an Amazon distribution center?

If you are I’ll no longer car crash you…I’ll also stop calling you a worthless nigger.

 

[Nigger Jim]

Are you a picker at an Amazon distribution center?

If you are I’ll no longer car crash you…I’ll also stop calling you a worthless nigger.

Oh, ok

 

[Nigger Jim]

I’ve also pointed out I do work at peoples houses. Amazon doesn’t work on your house.

 

[Turk February]

In Kitchener we had a nightclub called the circus room. I actually used to play there. Forced to close after a security guard threw someone off a fire escape and killed them.

 

[Guest]

I’ve also pointed out I do work at peoples houses. Amazon doesn’t work on your house.

Hmmm

 

[Nigger Jim]

Hmmm

Oh, ok

 

[Guest]

I’m putting all the pieces together Jimbo! Soon I’ll have your dox and my investigation into your victims truly begins!

I’m obsessed with bringing you to justice!


I vow that one day your victims will be avenged!

 

[Nigger Jim]

I’m putting all the pieces together Jimbo! Soon I’ll have your dox and my investigation into your victims truly begins!

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I’m obsessed with bringing you to justice!


I vow that one day your victims will be avenged!

Oh, ok

 

[Guest]

Oh, ok

Your victims will be laid to rest and their loves one will thank me.

Just stay OUT of my Wisconsin territory,,,,

 

[TaintofGeorge]

I thought you were going to say you'd just stolen a sound bar

 

[Nigger Jim]

I thought you were going to say you'd just stolen a sound bar

 

[According to My Cock]

Do the right thing Nigger Jim. You know what it is

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

In Kitchener we had a nightclub called the circus room. I actually used to play there. Forced to close after a security guard threw someone off a fire escape and killed them.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

I thought you were talking about the Peter Gabriel album and I was prepared to drive over there and KICK YOUR ASS

 

[Turk February]

There's a place in town I have to go to and on the sign it says mezzanine, rather than a floor number. So I just assumed it's a fancy word for 2nd floor and ended up in a severely private restricted area. Security didn't beat me up but certainly yelled at me.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I thought you were talking about the Peter Gabriel album and I was prepared to drive over there and KICK YOUR ASS

I'm insecure (music reference).