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Thread starter ThePepsiColaRapist
Start date Dec 11, 2021

ThePepsiColaRapist

Dan doesn’t have a penis. I. Do.

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Dec 11, 2021

Often drove to Chicago to see The Jesus Lizard.
After one show, a guy in our caravan noticed David Yow had bled on his shirt.
It was joked that the shirt was cursed.
A few weeks later - while wearing the aforementioned shirt - he fell from balcony and died.
Another guy who had attended the show was the first to find his body.
He later killed himself.
My point is, Jesus Lizard slaps, child.

Last edited: Dec 11, 2021

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