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I didn’t think much of the job as a kid, but then I’d listen to King of All Blacks on Stern talk about his job and it seemed like he barely had to do anything. And nowadays the trucks handle all the garbage. You don’t even have to get out. Last, Men at Work starring Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez is an underrated classic.I'm not even joking, I wanted to be a garbage man and was made fun of for saying so when I was a kid when one of my parents friends asked me what I wanted to be when I got older.
It was one of the earliest moments where I felt ashamed and was probably visibly shaken by it because I remember one of the wives of my parents friend, who used to watch me for a few hours a week, brought it up weeks later when we were in the drive thru of a Dunkin Donuts. She said out of the bluw "I think it's pretty cool that garbage men can just hang from the truck and enjoy the breeze!" which was nice of her to say.
Now I'm just a warehouse supervisor and heavy equipment operator.
This was my favorite toy when I was a kid:I'm not even joking, I wanted to be a garbage man and was made fun of for saying so when I was a kid when one of my parents friends asked me what I wanted to be when I got older.
It was one of the earliest moments where I felt ashamed and was probably visibly shaken by it because I remember one of the wives of my parents friend, who used to watch me for a few hours a week, brought it up weeks later when we were in the drive thru of a Dunkin Donuts. She said out of the bluw "I think it's pretty cool that garbage men can just hang from the truck and enjoy the breeze!" which was nice of her to say.
Now I'm just a warehouse supervisor and heavy equipment operator.
Quotable as fuck. Oh and as for KOAB, he gets his Moen faucets at the expo!I didn’t think much of the job as a kid, but then I’d listen to King of All Blacks on Stern talk about his job and it seemed like he barely had to do anything. And nowadays the trucks handle all the garbage. You don’t even have to get out. Last, Men at Work starring Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez is an underrated classic.
Vanilla soft serve with chocolate syrup and crushed nuts. A cherry on top is nice.
Mint chip scoop on a waffle cone, no toppings.
Rum and raisin, no cone, that goes into my asshole.
I could have been anything I wanted. So many doors open... Then in a rattling roll slammed shut, one after the other. Where does the time go? Life is cruel and unforgiving, and Scorch is relentless in never letting you forget it, spitting down on you from his throne.
I wish we had an option to choose a Scorch face "rib" that is more valuable than a regular rib.Mint chip scoop on a waffle cone, no toppings.
Say butter one more time.Hard butter pecan with butterfingers in it
Dude, you’re out of line. Butterfingers and butter pecan are two distinct phrases, that cant be interchanged with different vocabulary.Say butter one more time.
Made with buttermilk?Hard butter pecan with butterfingers in it
Made with buttermilk?
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