SciFi convention in Boston next month

[guest]

Boskone.org


Hey Pat, go to this one you big fat pussy

 

[Will Tate]

He won't Pat lives in fear of Somerville Dan and his vicious kung fu.

 

[UnPRePared]

If he is given promises of Boston Creme Pies, Boston Coolers with Baileys, and anything deep fried in a potato, he'll go.

Because he's fat, you see.

 

[PeteRose]

He can't afford a Boston hotel. He would end up in a motel 6 in Dorchester or Roxbury the broke the fuck

 

[stealthygeek]

He's never talked about this convention (just checked) so I don't like our chances. If he does they have online memberships for $30 so we'd get all his panels.

 

[Stent]

Creme Pies

 

[guest]

Woof

 

[guest]

I just spoke with our friend in Somerville and he said he's free that weekend. Stay tuned.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Jesus Christ what a hideous “woman”.

That’s the kind of ugly mutant that marries a retarded LOLCow.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He's never talked about this convention (just checked) so I don't like our chances. If he does they have online memberships for $30 so we'd get all his panels.

Pat's got some pretty big panels

 

[guest]

If he doesn't go, we could go in as real life imposter childs

 

[Will Tate]

Max Gladstone is going to be there, someone should ask him what he really thought of In the Black.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Jesus Christ what a hideous “woman”.

That’s the kind of ugly mutant that marries a retarded LOLCow.

I don’t like being a fag about peoples wives, but she is rough. She’s in her mid 30s here right? My mother has less wrinkles and I’m less than 10 years younger than her. Something tells me Mommy Robby never bothered teaching her retarded daughter beauty tips. Just like Mama Raven taught her retarded son everything about having tits. Except how to nurse with them.

 

[The REAL JDA]

I have no idea who their big guests are. I thought they were supposed to be draws?

 

[N64 Cube]

Reminder: Only ONE person on this planet believes this thing is wife material

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

He's fattin' up to Boston, whoa-oh-oh

 

[Stent]

He's fattin' up to Boston, whoa-oh-oh

To find his diabetic leg!

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I don’t like being a fag about peoples wives

Settle down, your Holiness, it’s not like the wrinkled old bitch is anybody’s mother or friend.