Scientists pinpoint the amount of weekly wine that's GOOD for you - and could even ward off heart attacks

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

The amount of alcohol that could help you live longer, science says

In the most compelling evidence to date, scientists found that those who drank moderate amounts as part of a Mediterranean diet could slash their risk of heart attacks by half.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Professor Rape]

I fucking hate science. Any studies that use questionnaires are a joke. Nice high school project level of professionalism, stupid

He added: ‘Maybe the health advantages of a glass of wine are only seen when being drunk alongside a plate of Mediterranean food?’

Great conclusion for your shitty "study".

 

[RoTheHo69]

 

[Peckas]

I can’t wait until nana sees this and goes back to a couple of bottles a night.

 

[We Have Everything]

"Mediterranean diet" is not even a thing. Just subconscious thought-engineering because the word "Mediterranean" means and sounds very close to "moderation" "medium" etc.

English is a spell-casting language.

 

[Toast]

English is a spell-casting language.

Abracadabra Mother Fucker!!!!! Do you feel the curse I've laid upon you?

 

[Cumiace]

What if your live in beard puts a few drops of antifreeze in your box wine to speed up your demise because your not dying fast enough and your dimwit brother is pissing away her inheritance?

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

What if your live in beard puts a few drops of antifreeze in your box wine to speed up your demise because your not dying fast enough and your dimwit brother is pissing away her inheritance?

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[DMAN]

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[Chive Turkey]

I fucking hate science. Any studies that use questionnaires are a joke. Nice high school project level of professionalism, stupid



Great conclusion for your shitty "study".

You don't think the University of fucking Barcelona might be unbiased when it comes to the benefits of red wine and the Mediterranean diet?

Reminds me of how people tried to tie red wine to the mysterious French Paradox and American demand for it skyrocketed, instead of turning it on its head and examining the mountains of processed horseshit Americans eat that the French didn't.

 

[JasperB]

Ok so how many cans of bud light a day is good for your health? Paired with a diet of gay elderly racist rage and a ticker that’s been through multiple heart attacks?