Schizophrenia and a Printer give Neighbor Powers

[Turk February]

A note just slid under my door. Note absence of letterhead, spell check, signature or last name. I can just imagine half the tenants going "who the fuck is Harold" (he's a tenant not staff)

 

[wbgreen]

It's OK to admit you live in a group home, Turk Feb. None of us are in a position to judge you.

 

[Turk February]

It's OK to admit you live in a group home, Turk Feb. None of us are in a position to judge you.

Uhhh, correction, it's assisted living. I actually don't know what this technically is, all I know is my rent is low, I can't drink, and no one has authority to "assign chores".

 

[Meownaw]

This Harold guy sounds like a fawking problem

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

This Harold guy sounds like a fawking problem

Well he's now the House Man, so deal with it

 

[Stent]

You're Harold aren't you?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

House Man Harold and I would not get along. The way I see this situation, you pretty much have to fuck this guy up or else he's effectively alpha'd you. Like, even if he doesn't give you any chores to do, he thinks he can. The title of House Man exists now (whether he made it up or not) and you need to challenge Harold for it.

I'd at least bring that note to his door and be like "What is this? You think you get to order me around? I fucking own you. You work for me. I'll fucking kill you if I feel like it."

 

[Turk February]

House Man Harold and I would not get along. The way I see this situation, you pretty much have to fuck this guy up or else he's effectively alpha'd you. Like, even if he doesn't give you any chores to do, he thinks he can. The title of House Man exists now (whether he made it up or not) and you need to challenge Harold for it.

Well, I'm moving out in a few weeks, but my plan is to pin this to the wall with "DO NOT REMOVE" written on it with marker for the next person who lives here. Sadly, I will likely miss out on most of the Legend of Houseman Harold.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

House Man Harold and I would not get along. The way I see this situation, you pretty much have to fuck this guy up or else he's effectively alpha'd you. Like, even if he doesn't give you any chores to do, he thinks he can. The title of House Man exists now (whether he made it up or not) and you need to challenge Harold for it.

I'd at least bring that note to his door and be like "What is this? You think you get to order me around? I fucking own you. You work for me. I'll fucking kill you if I feel like it."

You never let the tards get away with any nonsense, Abe. You always hold them to the standard they should be holding themselves to

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Well, I'm moving out in a few weeks, but my plan is to pin this to the wall with "DO NOT REMOVE" written on it with marker for the next person who lives here. Sadly, I will likely miss out on most of the Legend of Houseman Harold.

Do you really want to live in a place where you aren't the House Man even for a few weeks? Why don't you just let House Man Harold shit in your toilet and eat your food too?

Take the House Man title and you can still be the House Man when you don't even live there. Just stop by every once in a while to make sure House Boy Harold's been doing his chores.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You never let the tards get away with any nonsense, Abe. You always hold them to the standard they should be holding themselves to

They're like dogs. You correct bad behavior. If you let them act like dickheads and get away with shit, you're just ruining them.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Well he's now the House Man, so deal with it

House Man in da house!

 

[guest]

Oh, Harry? Yeah we go way back.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Does Harold get a crown and a sceptre now? How does house man rules work in assisted living?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

House Man in da house!

Ohhh, house man...

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I bet Harold is walking around the facility with such big dick energy now. The old bitches are making him some snacks and shit. He's probably giving the side eye to Chuck, and making sudden gestures to Bob to make him flinch and then laughing at him when Bob flinches.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

You need a nickname now, may I suggest T-Bone, this way when he walks by your door and you yell "house man!" He can give you finger guns and yell back "T-Bone!"

 

[wbgreen]

I'm going to have to disagree with pests telling you to challenge Harold. He sounds too powerful. You'll be house bitch and have the worst chores if you fight him and lose, and you will lose.

I recommend buttering up to Harold. Get in as his lieutenant. That way, you'll be given the very best chores.

 

[guest]

You need a nickname now, may I suggest T-Bone, this way when he walks by your door and you yell "house man!" He can give you finger guns and yell back "T-Bone!"

I am trying to make that my nickname at work.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm going to have to disagree with pests telling you to challenge Harold. He sounds too powerful. You'll be house bitch and have the worst chores if you fight him and lose, and you will lose.

I recommend buttering up to Harold. Get in as his lieutenant. That way, you'll be given the very best chores.

House Men don't respect a kiss-ass.