Saw the lazy gay pandas at the Smithsonian zoo yesterday

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Yesterday was the last day of “Panda-Palooza”, the lazy gay pandas are going back to China on Dec. 7. I’ve seen these no-good faggots multiple times over the course of my life and it’s always the same shit: they’re either sitting on their big fat asses eating bamboo or sleeping/hiding. By the time we finally got to see the idiots, there was a hard one minute limit to gawk at them to keep it moving since the zoo was slammed. Got gouged on souvenirs and food, of course. And then gouged on frozen yogurt immediately upon leaving. Long story short, the Amazon rainforest exhibit remains awesome

 

[DominusOdium]

 

[Uncle Floyd]

When my wife was a girl she saw one of the pandas at the DC zoo drop dead. No one believed her until they got home and saw on the news that a panda dropped dead that day.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

When my wife was a girl she saw one of the pandas at the DC zoo drop dead. No one believed her until they got home and saw on the news that a panda dropped dead that day.

Your wife is hiding the fact she is fucking a coworker by admitting this innocent story.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Your wife is hiding the fact she is fucking a coworker by admitting this innocent story.

I've had my suspicions.

 

[Dog Eater]

I’ve watched entire documentaries about them and that’s literally all they ever do. Worst bears ever.