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Saw a guy resurrect from the dead yesterday

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At a conference in Ottawa...
Collapsed on the ground and was not breathing. They did chest compressions and hit him with the defibrillator for about 20 minutes before EMTs took him away.

Then 3 hours later, the EMTs said he got up from the stretcher and stole a bag that contained all the attendees in the conference's Social Insurance Numbers (to commit identity theft).

So technically, he "died for our SINS".
 
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