Saturday fun with Patrick

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[guest]

I wonder if he actually believes someone would get arrested for waking up to him and saying hi?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Can you ask him why he pretends to be left handed? Why he always places his drinking glass on the right side

 

[guest]

Kudos, you got a new catchphrase from him, "your name". Good work.

 

[guest]

God is he fat.

 

[guest]

The name bit hurt my ribs, Chip.

 

[guest]

I wonder if he actually believes someone would get arrested for waking up to him and saying hi?

100%, but never answers exactly how that works though. It just always includes being neutralized and arrested if we survive and he seemingly thinks his declaration that we're part of cyberstlaker campaign makes us guilty of specific crimes. He really doesn't understand the legal system.

 

[guest]

I also learned that Niki, Rona, and Mama Raven would all kill me on sight.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

My Name? Ok Pat, my name is Hugh Jashole and my number is 516-922-WINE

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Niki will kill you on sight? How? Does he need his frump wife to fight his battles?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

100%, but never answers exactly how that works though. It just always includes being neutralized and arrested if we survive and he seemingly thinks his declaration that we're part of cyberstlaker campaign makes us guilty of specific crimes. He really doesn't understand the legal system.

Yeah he seems to think he just has to say “OFFICER! Arrest that man and throw them in prison for cyberstalking!” And the police will just go “Right away, Patrick S Tomlinson. You sure are a handsome actual tough guy and not fat in any way”

 

[guest]

Yeah he seems to think he just has to say “OFFICER! Arrest that man and throw them in prison for cyberstalking!” And the police will just go “Right away, Patrick S Tomlinson. You sure are a handsome actual tough guy and not fat in any way”

Does he actually believe that though? We know he says things that he knows isn’t true all the time.

 

[N64 Cube]

I take it he’s saying the word “neutralized” because he is feeling like he’s some big movie action star

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Can you ask him if those creepy fish folds around his mouth smell like cheese? Somebody I know is very curious about this.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

100%, but never answers exactly how that works though. It just always includes being neutralized and arrested if we survive and he seemingly thinks his declaration that we're part of cyberstlaker campaign makes us guilty of specific crimes. He really doesn't understand the legal system.

In this scenario, there's only one person going to jail and it's the deranged fat man

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Another instance of the fat man explicitly threatening physical harm, in this instance clearly indicating premeditation. He said the same thing to Dan Mullen… won’t hear from him no more…

no but in all seriousness he is irredeemable (and fat, but the way a garbage bag is)

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

"You're a coward because you won't confront me"
"Ok, I will confront you."
"You better not."

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Offering to buy someone a beer is a felony, child.

 

[guest]

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Men don't hide. Men don't cower.

Was offered $500 plus whatever I could scare up in a GoFundMe account to spar with me in a boxing ring of his choosing, and immediately showed cowardice by blocking me on Twitter.

His contradictions are amazing. He acts like a tough guy and then acts like he's above it as long as the given scenario benefits him in the moment. You can't even pin the fucker down on what he believes.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I'm swiss so I know a thing or two about neutrality.

Why the fuck does he go back to "neutralizing" people all the time?
You're not in the FBI, fatso.

Edit: Boomer moment. @N64 Cube addressed this.