Sandwich talk: does anyone else prefer yellow mustard to brown/otherwise for sandwiches or am i just a fucking idiot

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Not to turn this into a Bennington segment, but every request of mustard I've made lately has been met with brown, or german or whatever. Which isn't a huge problem as i do like those mustards, but on a sandwich or burger i do prefer a nice yellow. Dijon is kinda eh

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I too like white trash mustard. Ive mixed a little brown mustard with yellow mustard with good results.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I too like white trash mustard. Ive mixed a little brown mustard with yellow mustard with good results.

The yellow is good for a sauce when you roast pork too

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Like da yellow, it condiment purdy good

WWAWD banana peppers? If I go to a sandwich shop to order a sub and they tell me they don’t have banana peppers Ill typically tip over the chip rack in a fit of anger and shoot the cashier in the chest on the way out the door

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Yellow for hot dogs and pretzels, brown for anything else.

 

[guest]

Zaanse Mosterd or gtfo.

 

[Coonskin]

Condiments are fucking gross

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Like da yellow, it condiment purdy good

WWAWD banana peppers? If I go to a sandwich shop to order a sub and they tell me they don’t have banana peppers Ill typically tip over the chip rack in a fit of anger and shoot the cashier in the chest on the way out the door

always get em on a cheesesteak instead of green or red peppers. Good on pizza too. And in a nice vinegary pasta salad

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Quality mustard for quality food, trash mustard for trash food. It's silly to put Dijon or nice spicy brown on hotdogs or bologna-on-white sandwiches, just like it's silly to put cheap yellow on a good Reuben. More subtle gourmet condiments clash with the taste of processed cow asshole and raccoon peckah, totally ruining the experience. French's yellow, Best Foods/Hellman's, and Heinz 57 on American slop, or get the FUCK out of my country.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Quality mustard for quality food, trash mustard for trash food. It's silly to put Dijon or nice spicy brown on hotdogs or bologna-on-white sandwiches, just like it's silly to put cheap yellow on a good Reuben. More subtle gourmet condiments clash with the taste of processed cow asshole and raccoon peckah, totally ruining the experience. French's yellow, Best Foods/Hellman's, and Heinz 57 on American slop, or get the FUCK out of my country.

Dijon on a sandwich is like getting mouth raped by a mustard seed while it holds your nose and forces you to gargle its mustardy piss. In small doses fine I can deal with it but I don’t trust the 16 year old fluoride addled mongoloid behind the sandwich counter to get the mayo-mustard-meat ratios correct

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Quality mustard for quality food, trash mustard for trash food. It's silly to put Dijon or nice spicy brown on hotdogs or bologna-on-white sandwiches, just like it's silly to put cheap yellow on a good Reuben. More subtle gourmet condiments clash with the taste of processed cow asshole and raccoon peckah, totally ruining the experience. French's yellow, Best Foods/Hellman's, and Heinz 57 on American slop, or get the FUCK out of my country.

None of what I'm talking about is fine dining of any sort. I'm talking about sandwiches and burgers at delis and lunch counters and shit. Also one would expect yellow mustard on a cuban sandwich

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Dijon on a sandwich is like getting mouth raped by a mustard seed while it holds your nose and forces you to gargle its mustardy piss. In small doses fine I can deal with it but I don’t trust the 16 year old fluoride addled mongoloid behind the sandwich counter to get the mayo-mustard-meat ratios correct

its better to cook with tbh

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Also one would expect yellow mustard on a cuban sandwich

I stand correcTed. Never had one, they sound PFG.

 

[guest]

Also one would expect yellow mustard on a cuban sandwich

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I stand correcTed. Never had one, they sound PFG.

highly recommended. Best thing outta Florida since Fez Whatley

 

[guest]

highly recommended. Best thing outta Florida since Fez Whatley

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[Brooke Shields]

when i'm forced to stop at a GetGo or Sheetz (whatever you have) and know I should order a sub to eat for the rest of the day, I'm never adventurous with my sauce choice cause if it's not great then there goes the enjoyment of an entire sub

also i'm retarded since i chose siracha or buffalo sauce every time

 

[guest]

What are you, five?

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

WWAWD Subway? I know they’re trash but will you eat one in a pinch? I like the BMT on italian herb and cheese shits fire when you’re drunk.. heartburn for days afterward

 

[Udders]

They're both fine, depends on my mood.