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Sam Torque

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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63,582
Torque the Night Away by Van Halen

Have ya seen him?
SOO fat and piggy,
Chew in’ with a style and eeeaase.

And he feels it, from ACROSS the room
BDA, you’ll get first degree…


Chorus: Ooooohhh, piggy piggy
Wont ya, waddle up my waaayyyy

Oooooh, piggy piggy
Well come on! Take a chance,
You’re too big for your pants

Tooooorque, torque the night away!




Sorry to steal your thread, Abe. Don’t beat me up.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
Forum Clout
118,051
Torque the Night Away by Van Halen

Have ya seen him?
SOO fat and piggy,
Chew in’ with a style and eeeaase.

And he feels it, from ACROSS the room
BDA, you’ll get first degree…


Chorus: Ooooohhh, piggy piggy
Wont ya, waddle up my waaayyyy

Oooooh, piggy piggy
Well come on! Take a chance,
You’re too big for your pants

Tooooorque, torque the night away!




Sorry to steal your thread, Abe. Don’t beat me up.

Yours is much better.
 
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